9 December, 1974
For the Ravenclaw who sits across from me in Herbology
Is your name Edwin?
To who my owl finds, I'm hoping it's the right person
This is turning out to be some horrible owl that will probably not even make sense and for that, I am so sorry. I don't even know if I've got the right name!
Edwin?,
Do.NOT.Take.This.Personally. You seem like a generally very nice person but every once and a while you give me the jitter bug. No, that sounds appalling. Look, you give my tummy an unpleasant feeling and ... it is NOT wanted, damn you! it should not be there. Do you understand? I would, very much, like to become friends with you. Despite the odor that tends to linger whenever you're around. I can overlook that small obstacle. I mean, I want to be as friendly as I can be without seeming like a horrid person, but then again... I suppose I already am horrid, otherwise, I wouldn't have sent out this owl. Bugger me.
I very much enjoy smiles, and am not afraid to smile right back whenever I see you in Herbology. Just please stop winking at me. Sorry for the smudges, there's a terrible ... draft in the room, windy and it's spilling all the contents of my apple cider onto the parchment. Er.
Hoping we can become good friends,
Is your name Edwin?
To who my owl finds, I'm hoping it's the right person
This is turning out to be some horrible owl that will probably not even make sense and for that, I am so sorry. I don't even know if I've got the right name!
Edwin?,
Do.NOT.Take.This.Personally. You seem like a generally very nice person but every once and a while you give me the jitter bug. No, that sounds appalling. Look, you give my tummy an unpleasant feeling and ... it is NOT wanted, damn you! it should not be there. Do you understand? I would, very much, like to become friends with you. Despite the odor that tends to linger whenever you're around. I can overlook that small obstacle. I mean, I want to be as friendly as I can be without seeming like a horrid person, but then again... I suppose I already am horrid, otherwise, I wouldn't have sent out this owl. Bugger me.
I very much enjoy smiles, and am not afraid to smile right back whenever I see you in Herbology. Just please stop winking at me. Sorry for the smudges, there's a terrible ... draft in the room, windy and it's spilling all the contents of my apple cider onto the parchment. Er.
Hoping we can become good friends,