The pits and depths of fan fiction

May 16, 2006 22:31

I was trawling through fanficnet looking for something specific when I came across a story summary that sounded, well dire. I was amazed, however, to find that 29 chapters later there were 1551 reviews. Intrigued I checked out the first page and last page of the story and the most appropriate words that came to mind to describe it were 'total and utter crap' which meant I just had to check the reviews......

This chapter was painful to read, and by painful I mean... like having your ovaries scraped out of your vagina with a rusty hook full of lethal germs, bacterias and other filthy hobo stuff.

I hope this is a joke.

Is this a parody? If it's not, this makes me want to headbutt a sword. The pointy end.

Forgive my recent lack of reviews as I have been away and did not have the pleasure of mocking this travesty of a story. However, I shall be making up for this in due course.

I swear to fucking god my iq has just dropped about 4 points!

Gosh, this is one of the most senseless and worst written story I've ever read, the story is rubbish and you're a real poser who obviously loves to rape the english language

you know masticating means chewing right...?

And my favourite from someone calling themselves Charles Darwin;
This is the greatest scientific discovery of the century. After all these years of searching, at last we have found the missing link!

She's still writing, if what she does can be called writing!

Never judge a book by its movie - J W Eagan

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