CHRIS IS HOMOSEXUAL

Aug 27, 2004 20:31

I'm updating this journal as I'm talking to chris. He IS a WOMAN- HIS REAL NAME IS CHRISTINA. He shaves his legs in the shower.HE TAKES HOURS TO PICK OUT CLOTHES SO HIS SHOES AND HANDBAG MATCH. HE CURLS HIS HAIR.-NO JOKE.IF I WERE A MAN-(CHRIS'PERSONAL PREFERENCE)I'D DO HIM.

SOMETIMES YOUR MIXTURE OF WORDS ARE FUNNY TO ME.
SOMETIMES YOUR BAD IMPRESSIONS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT THINGS COME OUT OF THE HOLES IN MY BODY-IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SOMETIMES WHALES HAVE LITTLE PENISES-
ONLY PENISES-
THAT WAIL IN THE WATER.SOMETIMES YOU CAN SEE THEM WAVING AT YOU WHEN THEY BREACH OUT OF THE WATER.
CHRIS HAS FORGOTTEN THAT HE IS TALKING TO ME
I HAVE A FLASHNIGHT IN MY MOUTH.
CHRIS HAS JUST PERMANENTLY BURNED ME-180 DEGRREES.
'I'M SO UPSET THAT FELL OFF THE COUCH.'-CHRIS
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