Just like as if I'm not gonna change my mind.

[alibi_factory]

"A Theory of Aerodynamics"
Alan Davies/Stephen Fry
All he knows is that he don't know nothing. A counterpoint of sorts to "ACME All-Purpose Piano Dropper" - not the same universe, but the same themes.

"I did not possess you, but I can blow up history."

- Umberto Eco, Foucalt's Pendulum

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[purple_bat]

Then there's a hand over his eyes and a hand over his mouth, and Stephen's voice low in his ear:

"This isn't the most romantic of occasions, but we should at least have the grace to go through the motions. Besides, I don't think you'll be walking much once I'm done with you."

*SQUEE*

Stephen undoes his jeans with his teeth.

Oh, my!

and Stephen's sitting next to him still wearing a goddamn tie.

HA! I can totally see that.

"Not at all," Stephen says in his bemused-quizmaster voice, and smoothes down the front of his suit coat.

Yum.

white-knuckling the desktop.

I feel a faint coming on.

"Please," Stephen says, in that awful timid voice.

Yep, there it is. *faint*

He - he does things to people."

I'll say!

*runs off to bed happy*

[alibi_factory]

*doffs cap*

Always happy to induce a swoon, ma'am.

[purple_bat]

I'd love a shirt that says "swoon" on one side and "Stephen Fry" on the other, lol!

[alibi_factory]

Hey! That sort of thing's not hard to make. All you need is either iron-on letters or an alphabet stencil and some fabric markers. Actually, if anyone ever wanted to print 'em out and attack 'em with an x-acto knife, I'd be happy to make a stencil of any high-contrast image thrown at me.

[purple_bat]

So much stuff! I'd love to make a Stephen shirt, but a) I'm lazy, b) I don't have the supplies to do it and 3) something else I forget.

I bet they'd be a hit on eBay!