monthly fandom complaint list
Fandom List A
1. I have a Great Big Dramatic Literary Fic in my head. It involves Heart of Darkness and Erich Fromm. Escape mechanisms, self-similar cruelty and emotional fascism, House/Chase, watch this page.
2. Canes always clatter. Always. Because no one in the fandom owns a thesaurus.
3. This time next year we'll be waxing nostalgic over Baby!House. You just wait.
4. I see BNFs emerging, and I'm torn between wanting to friend them all and wanting to ignore them so I can cultivate my fandom-outsider status. Hmmm.
Fandom List B
1. Are there any great hoo-has over supposed plot events like there was with OotP? I hope someone dies.
2. Could Dan Radcliffe's hair get any less attractive? He looks like a yeti. God, HIPPIES.
3. Speaking of. At the late 70s fanon!Hogwarts, Gryffindors were hippies, Hufflepuffs were bitterly divided between the disco and sensitive-songwriter camps, Ravenclaws were mods, and Slytherins just did lots and lots of cocaine.
4. I fantasize about a movie set 30 years post-Hogwarts wherein Harry is played by Stephen Fry and Draco is played by Johnny Depp. It is a black romantic comedy, and Hermione (played by Julia Roberts) is killed in the first ten minutes.
1. I have a Great Big Dramatic Literary Fic in my head. It involves Heart of Darkness and Erich Fromm. Escape mechanisms, self-similar cruelty and emotional fascism, House/Chase, watch this page.
2. Canes always clatter. Always. Because no one in the fandom owns a thesaurus.
3. This time next year we'll be waxing nostalgic over Baby!House. You just wait.
4. I see BNFs emerging, and I'm torn between wanting to friend them all and wanting to ignore them so I can cultivate my fandom-outsider status. Hmmm.
Fandom List B
1. Are there any great hoo-has over supposed plot events like there was with OotP? I hope someone dies.
2. Could Dan Radcliffe's hair get any less attractive? He looks like a yeti. God, HIPPIES.
3. Speaking of. At the late 70s fanon!Hogwarts, Gryffindors were hippies, Hufflepuffs were bitterly divided between the disco and sensitive-songwriter camps, Ravenclaws were mods, and Slytherins just did lots and lots of cocaine.
4. I fantasize about a movie set 30 years post-Hogwarts wherein Harry is played by Stephen Fry and Draco is played by Johnny Depp. It is a black romantic comedy, and Hermione (played by Julia Roberts) is killed in the first ten minutes.