Dear Philly: Thanks for not being 103 degrees anymore. That's good. Not good: a fucking BARGE fucking crashing into a DUCK BOAT. Barges and Duck Boats are tied for slowest aquatic vessel in existence, how does that even happen.
I was discussing this with my bro and he was like, "Did they still have the quacker kazoo things?" Tragedy, yes, but lol mental image. quackquackQUACKQUACKQUA-*barge*
I just finished a BFA where Ace and the Doctor accidentally got married and then Hex had to marry Ace and then, wait, no, Hex didn't marry the Doctor, but almost. Afterwards Ace announces she loves the Doctor and kisses him ~somewhere (IN AUDIO, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN). These things are fucking amazing. (My favorite Team TARDIS is the one with the mysterious, wacky Doctor who manipulates the shit out of things, and the sassy young delinquent girl with a heart of gold, and the brave but doofy everyman nurse who loves her. You know, that one.)
I made this mix like five months ago and only just now got the energy to post it. No one will like it because there's no hipster shit and not a single Muse song.
COCTEAU, VAN GOGH, & GERONIMO: A Team TARDIS OT3 mix
Fun fact: if you pronounce 'Van Gogh' correctly, the title does not rhyme. DAMN YOU ROBBIE ROBERTSON.
ZIP FILE (Click titles for individual song dls)
THE POGUES - SIT DOWN BY THE FIRESit down by the fire
I'll tell you a story
THE FALL - CLASP HANDSIt was one of the best shows ever seen
Ludicrous, majestic, and exhilarating
SECRET AFFAIR - TIME FOR ACTIONSo take me to your leader,
Because it's time you realized
This is the time for action
RUFUS THOMAS - THE WORLD IS ROUNDThe world is round
But it's crooked just the same
THE WHO - ANYWAY, ANYHOW, ANYWHERENothing gets in my way
Not even locked doors
TAP TAP - OFF THE BEATEN TRACKThank god you're such a nice girl
ROCK'N'ROLL SOLDIERS - LAY DOWN AND DIEYou can go to dances
While I drink my wine
You can see the constellations I don't see at night
NEW BOMB TURKS - I'M WEAKGot no spine
Got no guts
Yeah you'll agree with me if you say I'm nuts
GENE VINCENT - PINK THUNDERBIRDI got a factory, and an airplane too
Well, baby, they, they're all mine
THE CONTOURS - JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDINGAll the chains in the world
Couldn't hold me
Like a robot, your love
Controls me
THE SMALL FACES - GET YOURSELF TOGETHERYou say that you love him
But now he's gone so please forget him
THE CLASH - WHAT'S MY NAMEWhat the hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who I want to be
THE WORLD/INFERNO FRIENDSHIP SOCIETY- HOTHOUSE FLOWERSYoung again
Lost again
Here we are, here we go
THE NATIONAL - BRAINYYou might need me more than you think you will
ELVIS COSTELLO & THE ATTRACTIONS - 5IVE GEARS IN REVERSEIf you don't know by now
Nobody's gonna tell you
If you don't know by now
She'll probably kill you
WIRE - DOT DASHThe chance is smaller
The odds are slimmer
THE EXCITERS - BLOWING UP MY MINDIt's like a mountain climber
Took a ton of lead
And dropped it from the highest peak right on top of my head
JOE JACKSON - KINDA KUTEI'm the guy with the big feet
And plenty of nerve
THE SLACKERS - HAVE THE TIMEI can say that I don't know what I'm doing
But I can't say I have the time
CASE - OHOh, you're ready
Get your motor, let the battle begin
MOUTHWASH - WE EVOLVEIf you're sinking in quicksand let me try to grab your hand
THE DODOS - RED AND PURPLECome and join us in the trenches
Red and purple by our side
Say you'll never leave us
In this company of mine
SQUIRREL NUT ZIPPERS - DANCING ON THE MOONGravity don't mean no thing to me
GRANT LEE BUFFALO - THE SHINING HOURI propose a toast
To the memory of the horse who carried King Tut and his gold
Into the sun
THE BAND - LAST OF THE BLACKSMITHSI moved to the country that cried of shame
I left my home and found a name
...I'LL BE HERE WITH YOUR DRINK AT MY TABLE FOR TWO THREE.