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FANFICTION ROUNDUP
Including Doctor Huh?, CI, House, British comedian slash, Harry Potter, and other things I've forgotten I was ever into.
Doctor Who
(also available on Teaspoon)
A Country of Smaller Wars
Narvin/Romana, R
Looking for home in all the wrong places: Narvin, professional voyeur and artful patriot, follows his ex-president, a con-man, and a savage through alternate universes only to find himself pretty much, but not quite, back where he started.
A Partial Map of Your TARDIS (Subject to Change)
Gen, 11th-Doctor-ish
A limited cartography of unlimited space. Fanart.
Distances
Gen, all series
Running fast to stand still, or the more things change the more they stay the same, or a series of vignettes about fish and possible nows.
Flip the Tape
Eleven/Peri, NC-17
There comes a point in every Time Lord's life when he needs to accept the consequences of his actions. Sexually.
Here shall John always stumble; there shall Jane's heart always break
Eleven/Amy, R
It's a January-December sort of thing.
Mr. Teeth
Amy/Jack, Eleven/Jack, R
Because the TARDIS is designed to facilitate one-night-stands.
Nervous Circuits
Rory/TARDIS, R, Dubcon
He's a 21st century human, she's an ancient Gallifreyan space-time ship. It would never work out, but that doesn't stop her trying.
This Penguin for Hire
Six/Master (Ainley), Six/Frobisher, Frobisher/Master, Six/Six, PG13
When it comes to political espionage, Frobisher is really not your man.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Albert Fish, New York City, 1934
gen
Have you ever noticed how death seems to follow you around? Written for the Halloweenathon.
Ampersand
Goren/Eames, R
A (mostly) honest examination of the pros and cons of sleeping with your partner. Comedy, sort of.
Armistice
Goren/Ross, R
About things expectedly coming from left field. (Or: you don't have to be thin and pretty to get laid.) Featuring sexually aggressive!Goren. Post season 8.
Come and Go
Goren/Eames, PG13
Wrapping up the loose ends and unraveling what you've already got. Post-"Frame".
Magic Beans and Truth Machines
Wheeler/Goren, Wheeler/Eames, PG13
Megan Wheeler and the indomitable Gorenandeames. Set during Season 6.
Movement
Gen, Goren&Eames with a side of Ross, R
A story about death, faith, and science, and making sense of it all. Set in and around season seven.
You Are Here
Gen, ensemble
Character sketches oh boy
HAUS, MEDICAL DOKTOR
(Note: I stopped watching around season three.)
Arithmetic
House/Cameron, PG13
Mortality and metaphor: The whole is not always greater than the sum of its parts.
Black Dogs
Wilson gen, PG
"The complex intersections between objects, the body and memory, delving into the common experience of things..."
Channel Z
Gen, PG
Turn on, tune in, cop out; or; It rilly IS a TV show!
Down
House/Vogler, R
Uncalled-for drabble ahoy!
Heart of Oak
House/Wilson, House/Chase, PG13
In which there are bad jokes, sexual tension, and general unpleasantness. Chase has a problem with neediness.
Honestly
House/Cameron, PG13
His hospital is clean, and tomorrow it will not remember who has died.
The Night Swimmer
Gen, R
Wilson's girlfriend is dead, and House is on the case. There's one thing to say about mankind: there's nothing kind about man.
The Order
Foreman&House, gen, PG
Existentialism, initiation, and rebellion.
The Slow Pace of the Body That Skin Is
House/Wilson, PG13
The lone and level sands.
Traveller
House/Chase, implied House/Stacy and House/Cameron
The foreignness of what you no longer are or no longer possess.
Turncoats
Gen, PG-13
On infidelity and history.
Fry and/or Laurie
(DISCLAIMER: It's fiction, never happened, not meant to imply that anything did. Etc.)
ACME All-Purpose Piano Dropper
Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie, R
Present-day first time: Hugh realizes he wants something decades too late. A tragicomedy in six parts.
The Architect
Fry/Laurie, PG
About staying awake so hard your eyes hurt.
Block Ten
Stephen Fry/Rik Mayall, post-Cell Mates and Belgium.
There is a time for departure, even when there is no certain place to go.
Ceremony
Stephen/Hugh, Stephen/Alan, PG13
Heaven knows it's got to be this time.
Linear A
Stephen/Hugh, Stephen/Alan, PG13
Lies, truths, half-truths, mythologies, and jokes.
That's How You Got Killed Before
Fry/Laurie, PG13
They respond as expected. Post-Golden Globes.
A Theory of Aerodynamics
Alan Davies/Stephen Fry, R
All he knows is that he don't know nothing: Alan evens the score (sort of).
Harry Potter
(Note: this is all ancient and I don't feel like re-reading to find if any of it is worth mentioning. It could all be crap! Read at your own risk!)
1/3
Ginny/Hermione, Harry/Ginny/Hermione, R
n the rubble of everything, there's not a whole lot to do. Sex ensues.
All of the Houses are Gone Under the Sea
Riddle/Binns, Remus/Harry, Draco/Snape, R
Tom kills another man for the first time; Remus mourns the loss of those he loves; Draco tries to choke to death on his own pride. Everyone is miserable, but that's not really the theme.
Born Toulouse-Lautrec
Ginny/Hermione, R
The girls have a night on the town.
Brother's Keeper
Neville/Harry, R
Somebody kicked the window pane: fear, identity, and the monster behind door #2.
Casualties
Harry/Hermione, Harry/Snape, R
HP noir. A cheerless little war-time fic in which Harry is seriously down on his luck and unofficially investigating the death of Ginny Weasley. Everybody has a miserable time.
A Cold Coming We Had of It
Snape/Lupin, PG
Fumbling around in the afterlife.
Dearest We
Padma&Parvati, PG
Twinnection take #23970275, this time with amnesia.
Factories That Make Factories
Goyle&Snape gen, PG
Black sheep and the simple things in life. Fluff.
Fidelity
James/Lily, Sirius/Narcissa, R
Pulp Fiction as played by Hogwarts alumni, sort of. Short and nasty.
A Fine Line
Snape/Dumbledore, PG
Lucifer is abandoning Hell merely because he is bored.
Games
Gen (undertones of Harry/Albus, Severus/Lucius), PG13
Painted birds and bad intentions.
The Good Book
Tony Blair, Tom Riddle, PG13
Do not expect too much of the end of the world. Aren't you glad I didn't say 'Nazi'?
History Fell in the Heart Broke Open
Umbridge/Margaret Thatcher, PG
Idolization and vague RPS. Written in 2nd person, set during OotP.
How to Like It
Snape/Harry, PG13
All this is just duty.
Jehu
Gen (H/D if you squint), R
Ron, Neville, Terry Boot, and Zacharias Smith accompany Harry on his private mission to find and kill Draco, Death Eater on the run. Things don't go exactly as planned.
The King is Dead, Long Live the King"
Tom Riddle/Albus Dumbledore, R
A coming-of-age story, of sorts.
Pantomime
Snape/Harry, PG13
Drabble
Please Ignore This Notice
Fleur/Umbridge timeturner nonsense, PG13
A philosophical exercise, sort of. With the roaring (wizarding) 20's, paradoxes, and extensive apologies to Evelyn Waugh. A pastiche of a pastiche of a...
Postlapsaria
Lupin/Snape, Lupin/Sirius, PG
Life in the Black House.
Semaphores
Tom Riddle/Binns
The Sweetness and the Light
Harry/Neville, Harry/Snape, R
Occlumency, dust, and decent sex. And, er, top!Neville.
Teiresias
Draco, gen
Gryffindors will save the world first and themselves second; Slytherins will save themselves first, and then let the world fend for itself.
They've All Gone Beat Crazy
Harry/Draco
Post-war punk AU.
The Tourist
Harry&Draco, Hermione/Ginny
It's the end of the world. What's on for dinner?
The Wolf
Gen, PG
Harry, Remus, and Sirius (lurking in the space between the words). Adventures in the House of Ennui.
Yellow
Harry/Ron, R
Of broken bones and concussions.
Your Echo Will Launch an Avalanche
Harry/Snape, R
Happy endings and questionable motives.
MISC
Castaway
Aubrey/Maturin (bookverse)
Murderers and love like rust: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Other misc can be found in the MEMORIES but considering I find it even more embarassing than the horrible HP nonsense, probably you should not click that link.
Including Doctor Huh?, CI, House, British comedian slash, Harry Potter, and other things I've forgotten I was ever into.
Doctor Who
(also available on Teaspoon)
A Country of Smaller Wars
Narvin/Romana, R
Looking for home in all the wrong places: Narvin, professional voyeur and artful patriot, follows his ex-president, a con-man, and a savage through alternate universes only to find himself pretty much, but not quite, back where he started.
A Partial Map of Your TARDIS (Subject to Change)
Gen, 11th-Doctor-ish
A limited cartography of unlimited space. Fanart.
Distances
Gen, all series
Running fast to stand still, or the more things change the more they stay the same, or a series of vignettes about fish and possible nows.
Flip the Tape
Eleven/Peri, NC-17
There comes a point in every Time Lord's life when he needs to accept the consequences of his actions. Sexually.
Here shall John always stumble; there shall Jane's heart always break
Eleven/Amy, R
It's a January-December sort of thing.
Mr. Teeth
Amy/Jack, Eleven/Jack, R
Because the TARDIS is designed to facilitate one-night-stands.
Nervous Circuits
Rory/TARDIS, R, Dubcon
He's a 21st century human, she's an ancient Gallifreyan space-time ship. It would never work out, but that doesn't stop her trying.
This Penguin for Hire
Six/Master (Ainley), Six/Frobisher, Frobisher/Master, Six/Six, PG13
When it comes to political espionage, Frobisher is really not your man.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Albert Fish, New York City, 1934
gen
Have you ever noticed how death seems to follow you around? Written for the Halloweenathon.
Ampersand
Goren/Eames, R
A (mostly) honest examination of the pros and cons of sleeping with your partner. Comedy, sort of.
Armistice
Goren/Ross, R
About things expectedly coming from left field. (Or: you don't have to be thin and pretty to get laid.) Featuring sexually aggressive!Goren. Post season 8.
Come and Go
Goren/Eames, PG13
Wrapping up the loose ends and unraveling what you've already got. Post-"Frame".
Magic Beans and Truth Machines
Wheeler/Goren, Wheeler/Eames, PG13
Megan Wheeler and the indomitable Gorenandeames. Set during Season 6.
Movement
Gen, Goren&Eames with a side of Ross, R
A story about death, faith, and science, and making sense of it all. Set in and around season seven.
You Are Here
Gen, ensemble
Character sketches oh boy
HAUS, MEDICAL DOKTOR
(Note: I stopped watching around season three.)
Arithmetic
House/Cameron, PG13
Mortality and metaphor: The whole is not always greater than the sum of its parts.
Black Dogs
Wilson gen, PG
"The complex intersections between objects, the body and memory, delving into the common experience of things..."
Channel Z
Gen, PG
Turn on, tune in, cop out; or; It rilly IS a TV show!
Down
House/Vogler, R
Uncalled-for drabble ahoy!
Heart of Oak
House/Wilson, House/Chase, PG13
In which there are bad jokes, sexual tension, and general unpleasantness. Chase has a problem with neediness.
Honestly
House/Cameron, PG13
His hospital is clean, and tomorrow it will not remember who has died.
The Night Swimmer
Gen, R
Wilson's girlfriend is dead, and House is on the case. There's one thing to say about mankind: there's nothing kind about man.
The Order
Foreman&House, gen, PG
Existentialism, initiation, and rebellion.
The Slow Pace of the Body That Skin Is
House/Wilson, PG13
The lone and level sands.
Traveller
House/Chase, implied House/Stacy and House/Cameron
The foreignness of what you no longer are or no longer possess.
Turncoats
Gen, PG-13
On infidelity and history.
Fry and/or Laurie
(DISCLAIMER: It's fiction, never happened, not meant to imply that anything did. Etc.)
ACME All-Purpose Piano Dropper
Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie, R
Present-day first time: Hugh realizes he wants something decades too late. A tragicomedy in six parts.
The Architect
Fry/Laurie, PG
About staying awake so hard your eyes hurt.
Block Ten
Stephen Fry/Rik Mayall, post-Cell Mates and Belgium.
There is a time for departure, even when there is no certain place to go.
Ceremony
Stephen/Hugh, Stephen/Alan, PG13
Heaven knows it's got to be this time.
Linear A
Stephen/Hugh, Stephen/Alan, PG13
Lies, truths, half-truths, mythologies, and jokes.
That's How You Got Killed Before
Fry/Laurie, PG13
They respond as expected. Post-Golden Globes.
A Theory of Aerodynamics
Alan Davies/Stephen Fry, R
All he knows is that he don't know nothing: Alan evens the score (sort of).
Harry Potter
(Note: this is all ancient and I don't feel like re-reading to find if any of it is worth mentioning. It could all be crap! Read at your own risk!)
1/3
Ginny/Hermione, Harry/Ginny/Hermione, R
n the rubble of everything, there's not a whole lot to do. Sex ensues.
All of the Houses are Gone Under the Sea
Riddle/Binns, Remus/Harry, Draco/Snape, R
Tom kills another man for the first time; Remus mourns the loss of those he loves; Draco tries to choke to death on his own pride. Everyone is miserable, but that's not really the theme.
Born Toulouse-Lautrec
Ginny/Hermione, R
The girls have a night on the town.
Brother's Keeper
Neville/Harry, R
Somebody kicked the window pane: fear, identity, and the monster behind door #2.
Casualties
Harry/Hermione, Harry/Snape, R
HP noir. A cheerless little war-time fic in which Harry is seriously down on his luck and unofficially investigating the death of Ginny Weasley. Everybody has a miserable time.
A Cold Coming We Had of It
Snape/Lupin, PG
Fumbling around in the afterlife.
Dearest We
Padma&Parvati, PG
Twinnection take #23970275, this time with amnesia.
Factories That Make Factories
Goyle&Snape gen, PG
Black sheep and the simple things in life. Fluff.
Fidelity
James/Lily, Sirius/Narcissa, R
Pulp Fiction as played by Hogwarts alumni, sort of. Short and nasty.
A Fine Line
Snape/Dumbledore, PG
Lucifer is abandoning Hell merely because he is bored.
Games
Gen (undertones of Harry/Albus, Severus/Lucius), PG13
Painted birds and bad intentions.
The Good Book
Tony Blair, Tom Riddle, PG13
Do not expect too much of the end of the world. Aren't you glad I didn't say 'Nazi'?
History Fell in the Heart Broke Open
Umbridge/Margaret Thatcher, PG
Idolization and vague RPS. Written in 2nd person, set during OotP.
How to Like It
Snape/Harry, PG13
All this is just duty.
Jehu
Gen (H/D if you squint), R
Ron, Neville, Terry Boot, and Zacharias Smith accompany Harry on his private mission to find and kill Draco, Death Eater on the run. Things don't go exactly as planned.
The King is Dead, Long Live the King"
Tom Riddle/Albus Dumbledore, R
A coming-of-age story, of sorts.
Pantomime
Snape/Harry, PG13
Drabble
Please Ignore This Notice
Fleur/Umbridge timeturner nonsense, PG13
A philosophical exercise, sort of. With the roaring (wizarding) 20's, paradoxes, and extensive apologies to Evelyn Waugh. A pastiche of a pastiche of a...
Postlapsaria
Lupin/Snape, Lupin/Sirius, PG
Life in the Black House.
Semaphores
Tom Riddle/Binns
The Sweetness and the Light
Harry/Neville, Harry/Snape, R
Occlumency, dust, and decent sex. And, er, top!Neville.
Teiresias
Draco, gen
Gryffindors will save the world first and themselves second; Slytherins will save themselves first, and then let the world fend for itself.
They've All Gone Beat Crazy
Harry/Draco
Post-war punk AU.
The Tourist
Harry&Draco, Hermione/Ginny
It's the end of the world. What's on for dinner?
The Wolf
Gen, PG
Harry, Remus, and Sirius (lurking in the space between the words). Adventures in the House of Ennui.
Yellow
Harry/Ron, R
Of broken bones and concussions.
Your Echo Will Launch an Avalanche
Harry/Snape, R
Happy endings and questionable motives.
MISC
Castaway
Aubrey/Maturin (bookverse)
Murderers and love like rust: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Other misc can be found in the MEMORIES but considering I find it even more embarassing than the horrible HP nonsense, probably you should not click that link.