NA NA NA NA IT'S OVER.
OH MY GOD IT'S OVER YESSS.
50,064 words. Or 50,050 words, according to the NaNo word counter. 50,000th word was "that," as in "Had a sleep attack at 10:30 in the morning in the living room that lasted for forty-five minutes." Hooray, Scott didn't die in a fire or fall down the stairs and break his neck! Although at the rate I'm making his life suck, he probably wishes he had. Poor Scott. He's glad NaNo's over, too.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO GRADE ESSAYS AND WORK ON MY MEDIEVAL POETRY FINAL PAPER COLLAPSE.