I could learn how to fly a chariot/car/bus

[alibi2014]

I just e-mailed ff.net, asking them to add Silena, Beckendorf, Zoë, and Ethan to the PJO category. I mean, they have Hephaestus. And Circe. Why they get their own character listings and the aforementioned don't is... mysterious and not cool. And seeing Circe listed made me think about if they had listings for all the monsters they've fought, and I almost started laughing. The character list would grow by approximately 7 million. Someone should write some epic Minotaur vs. Pan fic. It'd be hilarious.

Also, I'm going through Apollo haiku-withdrawal. It was the only poetry that's ever made sense to me! I need more!