What would the Edgar Allan Poe dance look like?
Dear Trader Joe's,
The bag of tangerines I bought from you this week is really, really awful. This is just one of the many reasons I hate you.
No love,
Alibi
In other news, today was the last day of Advanced Fiction, and we played a game where we each picked a classmate's name out of a cup and made up clues so the rest of the class could guess who we'd chosen. The clues we had to use were what that person would be if they were a Harry Potter character, the weather, an animal, a type of genre fiction, a night-time sound, a time of day, a vegetable, or a texture. Thus, according to one of my classmates, I am:
-Professor Trelawney
-Clear skies
-A goldfish
-Anything written by Brian Jacques
-A door squeaking
-Mid-morning; unassuming, but when everyone's awake
-A string bean
-Fleece
Finals next week and then Spring Break! I am so ready.
The bag of tangerines I bought from you this week is really, really awful. This is just one of the many reasons I hate you.
No love,
Alibi
In other news, today was the last day of Advanced Fiction, and we played a game where we each picked a classmate's name out of a cup and made up clues so the rest of the class could guess who we'd chosen. The clues we had to use were what that person would be if they were a Harry Potter character, the weather, an animal, a type of genre fiction, a night-time sound, a time of day, a vegetable, or a texture. Thus, according to one of my classmates, I am:
-Professor Trelawney
-Clear skies
-A goldfish
-Anything written by Brian Jacques
-A door squeaking
-Mid-morning; unassuming, but when everyone's awake
-A string bean
-Fleece
Finals next week and then Spring Break! I am so ready.