WHY DON'T I HAVE AN IAN FLEMING USERPIC?
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE USED BOOKSTORE A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY APARTMENT BUILDING IS CARRYING 12 OUT OF THE 14 BOND BOOKS FOR $1 EACH.
Logic: You already have all the Bond books.
Alibi: BUT I DON'T HAVE THESE EDITIONS!
Logic: And you have two copies of You Only Live Twice.
Alibi: BUT I DON'T HAVE THESE EDITIONS!
Logic: You literally have no room left on your bookshelves at home.
Alibi: I WILL BUILD A NEW ONE OUT OF CARDBOARD, TAPE, AND LOVE.
Logic: You have no income.
Alibi: YOU HAVE NO INCOME!
WHAT'S AN ALIBI TO DO?
Logic: You already have all the Bond books.
Alibi: BUT I DON'T HAVE THESE EDITIONS!
Logic: And you have two copies of You Only Live Twice.
Alibi: BUT I DON'T HAVE THESE EDITIONS!
Logic: You literally have no room left on your bookshelves at home.
Alibi: I WILL BUILD A NEW ONE OUT OF CARDBOARD, TAPE, AND LOVE.
Logic: You have no income.
Alibi: YOU HAVE NO INCOME!
WHAT'S AN ALIBI TO DO?