It's like I've landed on a different planet!!1!
Do you guys realize how tall Mulder is? He's, like, twelve feet tall. Approximately. I find this hilarious. I spend a great deal of every episode gesturing wildly at the screen and cracking up at his height. Because seriously. He's really ridiculously tall.
Also, it's been eight episodes since Scully was last kidnapped. That's got to be some sort of record, right?
Ohmigod, the Bones hiatus from Tartarus ends in an hour and seventeen minutes. MY LOVE, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO. I have no idea whether I'm watching it on TV tonight or online tomorrow. I sort of don't even care. I just want to watch it and bask in its glory. Because it will be glorious. I have decided and it will be so.
And speaking of crazy fandom hijinks, here's another batch of fic recs.
Bones
An argument among gentlemen by wtvoc
Summary: Zack and Hodgins. Firefly.
Rating: K+/T
Pairings: None
Awash by eitoph
Summary: Cam, dealing with Booth's "death" in between "The Wannabe in the Weeds" and "The Pain in the Heart."
Rating: PG
Pairings: Implied-ish Booth/Brennan, and minor Booth/Cam, I guess
Failure by sheytune
Summary: B/B, failure
Rating: T
Pairings: None, or Booth/Brennan
Any of myinadequacy’s Five Things fics:
Four Things She Can't Remember (And One She Can) and companion piece Four Ways He Almost Gives Himself Away (And One Time It Doesn't Matter)
Five People Bones Has Never Met
Five Things Hodgins Lies About
Five Pop Culture References Everyone Would Be Surprised to Know Bones Actually Understands
Ink by Upside-Up
Summary: Finally, another drabble. This one is quite short, but something about it just tickles me. Warning, I thrice drop the F-bomb in this chapter. Hodgins-centric. Enjoy
Rating: M
Pairings: Post-Hodgins/Angela
Left Behind by sheytune
Summary: Brennan, Booth, Boneless Bride in the River, episode coda: what happened after they walked off the dock?
Rating: T
Pairings: Implied Booth/Brennan, post-Brennan/Sully
Lovely and Amazing by drphungus
Summary: Angela and Brennan meet for lunch and talk about the men in their lives without really talking about the men in their lives. Because that's what they do.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Angela
Nine Million Bicycles by laiqualaurelote
Summary: Vincent Nigel-Murray - professional DJ, amateur statistician, and full-time Englishman-in-America. His bizarre workplace. His demented colleagues. The love of his life, whose toothpick addiction borders on the unhealthy. Welcome to the Lab.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Vincent/Wendell, Sweets/Daisy, Hodgins/Angela, Booth/Brennan
omg otp!!1! by longsufferingly
Summary: Sweets gets his best work done during their weekly sessions.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Booth/Brennan
Tatoo by americnxidiot
Summary: Angela confronts her father about Hodgins's tattoo
Rating: PG
Pairings: Post-Hodgins/Angela
Untitled by eitoph
Summary: Booth/Brennan; Sully returns from his travels
Rating: PG
Pairings: Booth/Brennan
Untitled by icterine
Summary: Sometimes he feels like he's raising them, sometimes it's the other way around.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Implied-ish Booth/Brennan
Untitled by raleighlane
Summary: Wendell/Angela - she tells him about her pregnancy scare
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Angela/Hodgins, Wendell/Angela
Pretty much anything by ladychi
House
Intrados by nackety
Summary: Foreman has never liked Thirteen. Set in 5x10.
Rating: T
Pairings: None. Or miiiinor Foreman/Thirteen, I guess.
Life on Mars
Absence Makes The Handset Grow Fonder by strangeumbrella
Summary: Sam has a visitor from the future. Or the past, depending on which way you look at it.
Rating: G
Pairings: Sam/Mobile Phone (and no, that isn’t a typo), minor Sam/Hunt
All the Chains Holding Me by vermin-disciple
Summary: This is '5 Things' fic in all but name, on the theme of repression. Alternate titles could be any variation on '5 Times Sam Didn't Act on his Desires,' or '5 Ways in Which Sam is a Repressed Little Angst Bunny,' etc.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Annie, Sam/Hunt
All Us Heroes by trolllogicfics
Summary: It’s Life on Mars. Only everyone has super powers.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sam/Maya
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning by trolllogicfics
Summary: Listen. Sam Tyler has come unstuck in time.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Maya, Sam/Annie
Deduction by ariafic
Summary: The Gene Genie knows.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Quicksand by ariafic
Summary: There has to be limits to what the mind can do. Grit on Annie's palms, all the air knocked out of him when Gene slams him into a wall, cigarette smoke and the sticky drink rings on the tables at the Arms. Limits.
Rating: PG
Pairings: None
Step into Christmas by templeremus
Summary: On the night before Christmas, Sam remembers the future. Sam/Annie, set after 2.08. Oneshot.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sam/Annie
Where’s Sammy? by mikes-grrl
Summary: Is Sam mad, in a coma, or stuck in children’s book?
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Lost
Four times Sawyer doesn’t ask Juliet to marry him (and one time he does) by bayloriffic
Summary: The ring comes in on the sub on a rainy Thursday afternoon.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sawyer/Juliet
Percy Jackson
Echinoidea by veritasrecords
Summary: Echinoidea, a subphylum of echinodermata, marine invertebrates that includes the sea urchins; creatures with a thousand eyes, all blind.
Rating: G
Pairings: Minor implied Annabeth/Poseidon
Stockholm by greenconverses
Summary: Lord Kronos wants a pretty little Oracle. What Kronos wants, Luke fetches. AU.
Rating: R
Pairings: Luke/Rachel
Remove Tag Before Washing (and Other Addenda to Growing Up) by veritasrecords
Summary: Done for pjo_fic_battle amnesty, prompt: Percy/Nico/Annabeth, fumbling.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Annabeth/Nico, Nico/Percy, Percy/Nico/Annabeth
As you can see, I'm on a total Life on Mars kick right now. I don't know how it's possible that I still haven't watched the extras on the Series 1 DVDs. I kind of want to watch them all RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT NOW, but I also want to save and savor them. Decisions, decisions!
Also, it's been eight episodes since Scully was last kidnapped. That's got to be some sort of record, right?
Ohmigod, the Bones hiatus from Tartarus ends in an hour and seventeen minutes. MY LOVE, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO. I have no idea whether I'm watching it on TV tonight or online tomorrow. I sort of don't even care. I just want to watch it and bask in its glory. Because it will be glorious. I have decided and it will be so.
And speaking of crazy fandom hijinks, here's another batch of fic recs.
Bones
An argument among gentlemen by wtvoc
Summary: Zack and Hodgins. Firefly.
Rating: K+/T
Pairings: None
Awash by eitoph
Summary: Cam, dealing with Booth's "death" in between "The Wannabe in the Weeds" and "The Pain in the Heart."
Rating: PG
Pairings: Implied-ish Booth/Brennan, and minor Booth/Cam, I guess
Failure by sheytune
Summary: B/B, failure
Rating: T
Pairings: None, or Booth/Brennan
Any of myinadequacy’s Five Things fics:
Four Things She Can't Remember (And One She Can) and companion piece Four Ways He Almost Gives Himself Away (And One Time It Doesn't Matter)
Five People Bones Has Never Met
Five Things Hodgins Lies About
Five Pop Culture References Everyone Would Be Surprised to Know Bones Actually Understands
Ink by Upside-Up
Summary: Finally, another drabble. This one is quite short, but something about it just tickles me. Warning, I thrice drop the F-bomb in this chapter. Hodgins-centric. Enjoy
Rating: M
Pairings: Post-Hodgins/Angela
Left Behind by sheytune
Summary: Brennan, Booth, Boneless Bride in the River, episode coda: what happened after they walked off the dock?
Rating: T
Pairings: Implied Booth/Brennan, post-Brennan/Sully
Lovely and Amazing by drphungus
Summary: Angela and Brennan meet for lunch and talk about the men in their lives without really talking about the men in their lives. Because that's what they do.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Angela
Nine Million Bicycles by laiqualaurelote
Summary: Vincent Nigel-Murray - professional DJ, amateur statistician, and full-time Englishman-in-America. His bizarre workplace. His demented colleagues. The love of his life, whose toothpick addiction borders on the unhealthy. Welcome to the Lab.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Vincent/Wendell, Sweets/Daisy, Hodgins/Angela, Booth/Brennan
omg otp!!1! by longsufferingly
Summary: Sweets gets his best work done during their weekly sessions.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Booth/Brennan
Tatoo by americnxidiot
Summary: Angela confronts her father about Hodgins's tattoo
Rating: PG
Pairings: Post-Hodgins/Angela
Untitled by eitoph
Summary: Booth/Brennan; Sully returns from his travels
Rating: PG
Pairings: Booth/Brennan
Untitled by icterine
Summary: Sometimes he feels like he's raising them, sometimes it's the other way around.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Implied-ish Booth/Brennan
Untitled by raleighlane
Summary: Wendell/Angela - she tells him about her pregnancy scare
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Angela/Hodgins, Wendell/Angela
Pretty much anything by ladychi
House
Intrados by nackety
Summary: Foreman has never liked Thirteen. Set in 5x10.
Rating: T
Pairings: None. Or miiiinor Foreman/Thirteen, I guess.
Life on Mars
Absence Makes The Handset Grow Fonder by strangeumbrella
Summary: Sam has a visitor from the future. Or the past, depending on which way you look at it.
Rating: G
Pairings: Sam/Mobile Phone (and no, that isn’t a typo), minor Sam/Hunt
All the Chains Holding Me by vermin-disciple
Summary: This is '5 Things' fic in all but name, on the theme of repression. Alternate titles could be any variation on '5 Times Sam Didn't Act on his Desires,' or '5 Ways in Which Sam is a Repressed Little Angst Bunny,' etc.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Annie, Sam/Hunt
All Us Heroes by trolllogicfics
Summary: It’s Life on Mars. Only everyone has super powers.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sam/Maya
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning by trolllogicfics
Summary: Listen. Sam Tyler has come unstuck in time.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Maya, Sam/Annie
Deduction by ariafic
Summary: The Gene Genie knows.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Quicksand by ariafic
Summary: There has to be limits to what the mind can do. Grit on Annie's palms, all the air knocked out of him when Gene slams him into a wall, cigarette smoke and the sticky drink rings on the tables at the Arms. Limits.
Rating: PG
Pairings: None
Step into Christmas by templeremus
Summary: On the night before Christmas, Sam remembers the future. Sam/Annie, set after 2.08. Oneshot.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sam/Annie
Where’s Sammy? by mikes-grrl
Summary: Is Sam mad, in a coma, or stuck in children’s book?
Rating: G
Pairings: None
Lost
Four times Sawyer doesn’t ask Juliet to marry him (and one time he does) by bayloriffic
Summary: The ring comes in on the sub on a rainy Thursday afternoon.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sawyer/Juliet
Percy Jackson
Echinoidea by veritasrecords
Summary: Echinoidea, a subphylum of echinodermata, marine invertebrates that includes the sea urchins; creatures with a thousand eyes, all blind.
Rating: G
Pairings: Minor implied Annabeth/Poseidon
Stockholm by greenconverses
Summary: Lord Kronos wants a pretty little Oracle. What Kronos wants, Luke fetches. AU.
Rating: R
Pairings: Luke/Rachel
Remove Tag Before Washing (and Other Addenda to Growing Up) by veritasrecords
Summary: Done for pjo_fic_battle amnesty, prompt: Percy/Nico/Annabeth, fumbling.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Percy/Annabeth, Annabeth/Nico, Nico/Percy, Percy/Nico/Annabeth
As you can see, I'm on a total Life on Mars kick right now. I don't know how it's possible that I still haven't watched the extras on the Series 1 DVDs. I kind of want to watch them all RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT NOW, but I also want to save and savor them. Decisions, decisions!