That Gorram Girly Meme
If my mother ever reads this, she will probably cry.
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
What is this make up you speak of?
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
Um. I wear chapstick?
When I got married, i even wore foundation. if there is a fancy
party, i might be held down kicking and screaming and wear eye makeup.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
About ten minutes. And that includes the bathroom stop in the morning.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
..i wear chapstick. I love chapstick. actually, i make my own, but
it isnt shiny.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
Grapefruit-ginger. its really very yummy. I cant wear things that
smell like food, it makes me hungry.
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Actually, yes. But up until last year, i carried my backpack everywhere.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Brown
09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG?
No
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON?
I dont even know what brand the purse i DO carry is.
11. HOW MANY PURSES/HANDBAGS DO YOU HAVE?
Something like 4. My mom keeps giving them to me in the hopes ill use
them. and my sister knitted me one. its cute.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
When i bother to do my nails, yes
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Never, if i can help it. Last one was for the wedding, which was a
year and a half ago.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
I have issues with the feel of the file. gives me the heebie jeebies
and makes me shudder.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Im extremely ticklish, and ive always been worried that if i ever got
a pedicure, id end up kicking the person in the face accidently.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
No.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Fantastic Sams, Supercuts, wherever.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Not since college.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
Nope, it flips cute all on its own.
20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? BOOTS?
Not really. I like clunky black boots, but havent bought or worn any
in a long time.
21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
Birkenstocks!
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
*hysterical laughter* i think the question should be: "Do you wear
heels ANYWHERE?" and the answer is: only if my mother is dressing me.
i got married in tennis shoes.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Yes. I can also walk in a hoop skirt AND heels and not fall over.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Maurices, usually. The Gap when the colors of the week dont suck.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Gah. no! I barely go shopping every few months!
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Borders.
oh, wait, CLOTHES, right. Maurices.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Depends on if mommy is buying.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No, why would i?
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
Occansionally, ill find that im wearing something in style. its
always very surprising when it happens.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
Nope.
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
*blink* i have two pairs i wear normally? and then the cartilage and
my second ear piercing, where i keep an earring in all the times.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
Yes. im lazy and they're easy.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
I own one casual skirt that i wear.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
My exboyfriends mother once tried to give me tips on how to pluck
without hurting. she seemed rather offended that i had no idea what
she was talking about.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
Its physically impossible to not open your mouth. its like closing
your eyes when you sneeze.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
i OWN eyeliner, does that count?
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
I like pilates, but i tend to stick with Irish Step Dancing.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Somerset Studio and Woman's Day. Im very exciting.
01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
What is this make up you speak of?
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
Um. I wear chapstick?
When I got married, i even wore foundation. if there is a fancy
party, i might be held down kicking and screaming and wear eye makeup.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
About ten minutes. And that includes the bathroom stop in the morning.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
..i wear chapstick. I love chapstick. actually, i make my own, but
it isnt shiny.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
Grapefruit-ginger. its really very yummy. I cant wear things that
smell like food, it makes me hungry.
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Actually, yes. But up until last year, i carried my backpack everywhere.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Brown
09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG?
No
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON?
I dont even know what brand the purse i DO carry is.
11. HOW MANY PURSES/HANDBAGS DO YOU HAVE?
Something like 4. My mom keeps giving them to me in the hopes ill use
them. and my sister knitted me one. its cute.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
When i bother to do my nails, yes
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Never, if i can help it. Last one was for the wedding, which was a
year and a half ago.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
I have issues with the feel of the file. gives me the heebie jeebies
and makes me shudder.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Im extremely ticklish, and ive always been worried that if i ever got
a pedicure, id end up kicking the person in the face accidently.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
No.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Fantastic Sams, Supercuts, wherever.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Not since college.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
Nope, it flips cute all on its own.
20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? BOOTS?
Not really. I like clunky black boots, but havent bought or worn any
in a long time.
21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
Birkenstocks!
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
*hysterical laughter* i think the question should be: "Do you wear
heels ANYWHERE?" and the answer is: only if my mother is dressing me.
i got married in tennis shoes.
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Yes. I can also walk in a hoop skirt AND heels and not fall over.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Maurices, usually. The Gap when the colors of the week dont suck.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Gah. no! I barely go shopping every few months!
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Borders.
oh, wait, CLOTHES, right. Maurices.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Depends on if mommy is buying.
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No, why would i?
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
Occansionally, ill find that im wearing something in style. its
always very surprising when it happens.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
Nope.
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
*blink* i have two pairs i wear normally? and then the cartilage and
my second ear piercing, where i keep an earring in all the times.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
Yes. im lazy and they're easy.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
I own one casual skirt that i wear.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
My exboyfriends mother once tried to give me tips on how to pluck
without hurting. she seemed rather offended that i had no idea what
she was talking about.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
Its physically impossible to not open your mouth. its like closing
your eyes when you sneeze.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
i OWN eyeliner, does that count?
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
I like pilates, but i tend to stick with Irish Step Dancing.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Somerset Studio and Woman's Day. Im very exciting.