Firefly Fic: Hen House

Nov 26, 2005 11:37

Title: Hen House
Author: alianora
Rating: PG13
Summery: When your women ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

Inspired by rinalin, who threw this memorable phrase at me: "Slicker 'n a crate a weasles in a hen house." Features boy-bonding, drinking, and Jayne-bashing. Book isn’t even mentioned. So, um, pretend he moved away.

I'm thinking the ladies have all been a mite tetchy lately. )

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amphetamine_47 November 26 2005, 18:53:08 UTC
As a PMSing woman, thank you for this healthy dose of giggles :)

Jayne panicked over the "Sweet little homicidal maniac" was about the cutest thing ever.

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aliaspiral December 4 2005, 18:22:08 UTC
hee! i wasnt even PMS'ing when i wrote it, but it made me giggle!

thanks for reading!

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rinalin November 26 2005, 19:03:20 UTC
Honey, you so totally rock my world! I was laughing so hard I was crying! Just too damn funny! I love our boys. And our girls!

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aliaspiral December 4 2005, 18:23:33 UTC
*curtseys* it was your fault, so you get half of the blame credit!

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inlovewithnight November 26 2005, 19:13:19 UTC
Oh my god.

::dead from laughing::

That was AWESOME.

“We have no money, remember?” Simon pointed out. “This is why we are outlaws.”
::loves::

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aliaspiral December 4 2005, 18:24:00 UTC
hee! thanks!

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julie_reads November 26 2005, 21:19:08 UTC
You are so lovely. :)

Jayne was making slight whimpering noises. “Mal! Don’t let her!”
Love this part! Well, I love all the parts of this great fic. :) Thanks for the laughs!

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aliaspiral December 4 2005, 18:24:40 UTC
*giggles* you know jayne would tell mal to help him, too!

thanks for reading!

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literarylemming November 26 2005, 21:32:32 UTC
LMAO! I LOVE IT! Jayne's reaction to River's courting -- hysterical! And Wash! And Mal! And Simon! Gah! And of course Jayne was the smart one who brought the chocolate to mend fences. ;) Smart, Jayne, very smarth.

*hugs your ankles!*

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