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1. DO YOU SNORE?
jamie does. i'm sure i don't.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
a bit of both, i guess, but more a fighter than a lover...
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
being eaten alive by man-eating spiders. i'm kidding. i'm scared of too many things
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
i was only manic over things i could eat
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
i love it - only because i'm better than all reality wankers put together
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
i used to, until i cut my tongue on them while stoned off my tits a couple of years ago
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
HA! no
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
i get too lonely
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
off white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
yeah, but i always get water or shampoo in my mouth
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no. and i'm too shit scared of heights to actually do it
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
if you were special, i'd reveal them to you
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
where there's lots of alcohol, lots of sun and lots of food
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
he's fucking lame
15. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
yeah i have
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no *hides head in shame*
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
fucken whoever invented greenhouse gases should be buried alive by maggots
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP??
fucking hell, how many times do i have to get asked this before it ticks me off big time?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
give me acid and i might be able to do it (i haven't tried acid or doing the alphabet backwards, but i'm always under the impression that you can do some fucked up weird shit while on the stuff)
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yeah sure!
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
i'm all up for hunting the yuppies from high school
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
yeah
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
it's good, but i don't particularly like it
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
lots of shit. annoying shit too.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
dunno. sometime today
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
fuck man, is jesus alive?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
no, i get depressed as hell and drink as much shit as i can
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
in chicken and sweet corn soup
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
yes. i dated one and she was a fucking slob
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
wherever i put it last
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
1.29pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
yeah, lots. i don't wanna name me right now. i'm too tired and too drunk
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
no. it's full of fatty goodness. mmm lipids
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAr?
this morning
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers because i'm always scared that i'm gonna be found naked in my bath, dead from letting my wrists and the backs of my knees bleed out
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yeah, anyone whose clothes are changed from green to red by coca cola company must be real
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
oh yeah
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
uh....
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
lots of stuff. i'm too drunk to spell it all out
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
extra crunchy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yeah. and my back
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
nought
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
sometimes
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
sometimes, i don't even know what sleep is
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
brown
49. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
today
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
no, i fucking hate it
51. WHO'S BETTER?
what the fuck?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
yeah. i was blessed with a 6th sense, wanker
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yeah. it was good
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
bass, bass, cello, piano, and i try to sing. looking for a band
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
many times
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
HA! fuck no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
no
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
thank god no
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
HA! no
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
depends on the man
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
omg this is pathetic. i'm more bored now than when i started doing this survey. come to think of it, i'm not gonna LJ cut. divorce happens. retards.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
noo
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yeah, half the time i don't even know i'm making them
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
naw
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
sometimes
67. DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR???
yeah
68. WHAT'S THE BEST TV COMMERCIAL?
the carlton draught one with all the people in robes runnin around. cracks me up fucking hardcore
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
no
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT
deep purple
jamie does. i'm sure i don't.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
a bit of both, i guess, but more a fighter than a lover...
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
being eaten alive by man-eating spiders. i'm kidding. i'm scared of too many things
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
i was only manic over things i could eat
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
i love it - only because i'm better than all reality wankers put together
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
i used to, until i cut my tongue on them while stoned off my tits a couple of years ago
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
HA! no
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
i get too lonely
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
off white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
yeah, but i always get water or shampoo in my mouth
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no. and i'm too shit scared of heights to actually do it
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
if you were special, i'd reveal them to you
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
where there's lots of alcohol, lots of sun and lots of food
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
he's fucking lame
15. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
yeah i have
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no *hides head in shame*
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
fucken whoever invented greenhouse gases should be buried alive by maggots
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP??
fucking hell, how many times do i have to get asked this before it ticks me off big time?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
give me acid and i might be able to do it (i haven't tried acid or doing the alphabet backwards, but i'm always under the impression that you can do some fucked up weird shit while on the stuff)
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yeah sure!
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
i'm all up for hunting the yuppies from high school
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
yeah
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
it's good, but i don't particularly like it
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
lots of shit. annoying shit too.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
dunno. sometime today
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
fuck man, is jesus alive?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
no, i get depressed as hell and drink as much shit as i can
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
in chicken and sweet corn soup
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
yes. i dated one and she was a fucking slob
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
wherever i put it last
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
1.29pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
yeah, lots. i don't wanna name me right now. i'm too tired and too drunk
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
no. it's full of fatty goodness. mmm lipids
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAr?
this morning
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers because i'm always scared that i'm gonna be found naked in my bath, dead from letting my wrists and the backs of my knees bleed out
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yeah, anyone whose clothes are changed from green to red by coca cola company must be real
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
oh yeah
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
uh....
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
lots of stuff. i'm too drunk to spell it all out
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
extra crunchy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yeah. and my back
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
nought
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
sometimes
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
sometimes, i don't even know what sleep is
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
brown
49. WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
today
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
no, i fucking hate it
51. WHO'S BETTER?
what the fuck?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
yeah. i was blessed with a 6th sense, wanker
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yeah. it was good
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
bass, bass, cello, piano, and i try to sing. looking for a band
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
many times
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
HA! fuck no
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
no
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
thank god no
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
HA! no
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
depends on the man
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
omg this is pathetic. i'm more bored now than when i started doing this survey. come to think of it, i'm not gonna LJ cut. divorce happens. retards.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
noo
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yeah, half the time i don't even know i'm making them
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
naw
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
sometimes
67. DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR???
yeah
68. WHAT'S THE BEST TV COMMERCIAL?
the carlton draught one with all the people in robes runnin around. cracks me up fucking hardcore
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
no
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT
deep purple