Hilarious thing
Stole this from 
irinafan and I think she has it from
drashee. It's hilarious. But just for friends ^-^.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer
the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut)
until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Characters:
1. Irina Derevko (Alias)
2. Jack Bristow (Alias)
3. Bree Van De Kamp (Desperate Housewives)
4. Xena (Xena)
5. Jane Smith (Mr & Mrs Smith)
6. Phoebe Halliwel (Charmed)
7. Sydney Bristow (Alias)
8. Cole Turner (Charmed)
9. Susan Mayers (Desperate Housewives)
10. Paige Halliwel (Charmed)
11. Nadia Santos (Alias)
12. Mona Demarkov (Romeo is bleeding)
01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Phoebe/Nadia) fic? Do you want to?
I didn't. But I read one Syd/Nadia. Weird. I guess this one would be even weirder. Lol
02. Do you think Four (Xena) is hot? How hot?
Lmao! This is hard...well, yes, she is. Come'n, say she's not hot. I mean, she's always in her short skirt and with sword. That's hot, isn't it?
03. What would happen if Twelve (Mona) got Eight (Cole) pregnant?
Ahem. No way. So let's say what if Cole got Mona pegnant, mmkey?
OMG!!!! That would be very hot and dangerous kid! O_o
04. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Susan)?
Nope. None. Sad, isn't it?
05. Would Two (Jack) and Six (Phoebe) make a good couple?
Yes. She wouldn't complain I guess (not like i am saying she's whore or something, i love her *whore*)
06 Five/Nine (Jane/Susan) or Five/Ten (Jane/Paige)? Why?
Wrong. So wrong.
07 What would happen if Seven (Sydney) walked in on Two (Jack) and Twelve (Mona) having sex?
Squick. Eww! Squick, squick. Ewww! You hear that? That's Sydney. Yes, Mona looks like Irina so she would see her parents making out. Ewww. It's always ewww.
08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Bree/Paige) fic.
A new family moves on Wisteria Lane. Three sisters from San Franciso with a lot of dirty laundry (you know what i mean). Bree sees how one of the them, the pale one, just disappeared in the air and she want to know more so she invites her for dinner. After second bottle of Absolut everything changes...
Lol. I wanna read the fic.
09. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Irina/Cole) fluff?
Omfg!!! Yes, yes!!!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Sydney/Mona) hurt/comfort fic.
Another Russian woman.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Xena) to deflower One (Irina)?
Uhm...I have this mental picture in my head....not good. Hot yes, good no.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Sydney) slash?
Don't know.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Bree) het?
Don't know.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Nadia)?
Don't know but I did.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jack/Xena/Jane)?
LMAO!!! I don't know but if anyone wants to then let me know! *lucky jack!*
16. What might Ten (Paige) scream at a moment of great passion?
Right now I am reading Cole/Paige fanfiction (O.o) so it would be "COLE!". Or maybe "OMG Phoebe's looking!" *giggle*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Cole), which song would you choose?
Michelle Branch - All you wanted:
I wanted to be like you
I wanted everything
So I tried to be like you
And I got swept away
I'm sinking slowly
So hurry hold me
Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Irina/Phoebe/Mona) fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING! TWO SEXY RUSSIAN AND WITCH! SO NOT INNOCENT! (but hot!!!!)
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jack) to use on Ten (Paige)?
"I am Jack Bristow and I am here to rescue you!"
^ Now that would be HOT!
...
Ok, that's it. It was so much fun.
irinafan and I think she has it from
drashee. It's hilarious. But just for friends ^-^.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer
the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut)
until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Characters:
1. Irina Derevko (Alias)
2. Jack Bristow (Alias)
3. Bree Van De Kamp (Desperate Housewives)
4. Xena (Xena)
5. Jane Smith (Mr & Mrs Smith)
6. Phoebe Halliwel (Charmed)
7. Sydney Bristow (Alias)
8. Cole Turner (Charmed)
9. Susan Mayers (Desperate Housewives)
10. Paige Halliwel (Charmed)
11. Nadia Santos (Alias)
12. Mona Demarkov (Romeo is bleeding)
01. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Phoebe/Nadia) fic? Do you want to?
I didn't. But I read one Syd/Nadia. Weird. I guess this one would be even weirder. Lol
02. Do you think Four (Xena) is hot? How hot?
Lmao! This is hard...well, yes, she is. Come'n, say she's not hot. I mean, she's always in her short skirt and with sword. That's hot, isn't it?
03. What would happen if Twelve (Mona) got Eight (Cole) pregnant?
Ahem. No way. So let's say what if Cole got Mona pegnant, mmkey?
OMG!!!! That would be very hot and dangerous kid! O_o
04. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Susan)?
Nope. None. Sad, isn't it?
05. Would Two (Jack) and Six (Phoebe) make a good couple?
Yes. She wouldn't complain I guess (not like i am saying she's whore or something, i love her *whore*)
06 Five/Nine (Jane/Susan) or Five/Ten (Jane/Paige)? Why?
Wrong. So wrong.
07 What would happen if Seven (Sydney) walked in on Two (Jack) and Twelve (Mona) having sex?
Squick. Eww! Squick, squick. Ewww! You hear that? That's Sydney. Yes, Mona looks like Irina so she would see her parents making out. Ewww. It's always ewww.
08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Bree/Paige) fic.
A new family moves on Wisteria Lane. Three sisters from San Franciso with a lot of dirty laundry (you know what i mean). Bree sees how one of the them, the pale one, just disappeared in the air and she want to know more so she invites her for dinner. After second bottle of Absolut everything changes...
Lol. I wanna read the fic.
09. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Irina/Cole) fluff?
Omfg!!! Yes, yes!!!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Sydney/Mona) hurt/comfort fic.
Another Russian woman.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Xena) to deflower One (Irina)?
Uhm...I have this mental picture in my head....not good. Hot yes, good no.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Sydney) slash?
Don't know.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Bree) het?
Don't know.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Nadia)?
Don't know but I did.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jack/Xena/Jane)?
LMAO!!! I don't know but if anyone wants to then let me know! *lucky jack!*
16. What might Ten (Paige) scream at a moment of great passion?
Right now I am reading Cole/Paige fanfiction (O.o) so it would be "COLE!". Or maybe "OMG Phoebe's looking!" *giggle*
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Cole), which song would you choose?
Michelle Branch - All you wanted:
I wanted to be like you
I wanted everything
So I tried to be like you
And I got swept away
I'm sinking slowly
So hurry hold me
Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on
Please can you tell me
So I can finally see
Where you go when you're gone
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Irina/Phoebe/Mona) fic, what would the warnings be?
WARNING! TWO SEXY RUSSIAN AND WITCH! SO NOT INNOCENT! (but hot!!!!)
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jack) to use on Ten (Paige)?
"I am Jack Bristow and I am here to rescue you!"
^ Now that would be HOT!
...
Ok, that's it. It was so much fun.