Why I am awake

[alias_sqbr]

Policeman: So as we can see from the dartboard, the murder victim was disabled. And right handed. I assume neither of you are right handed.
Me: Wait, no, I'm right handed!
Policeman: Oh dear.
Me: And disabled! OH GOD, I'M THE VICTIM.
*wake up*

(Also there were bugs everywhere, it was gross)

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