okay, seriously?
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS STUPID DAY? Or: Things That Are Annoying But I Don't Have The Energy To Really Do Anyhting About Today.
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Dear Mr. Co-worker Who Apparently Has Some Kind Of Serious Problem,
I do have a face, so kindly stop talking to my breasts all the time. Or, you know, just don't talk to me. At all. Actually, yeah, I think I'd prefer that.
No love,
A PERSON
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Dear Ms Person Whose Turn It Is To Clean The Kitchen,
I think some of the plates I saw there are gonna grow legs and walk to the sink by themselves if you don't do anything about it soon. Also, I saw something in the fridge that just probably needs like maybe a day or two more before it will acquire the powers of speech. Kindly take care of that, please.
Not much love right now,
Someone who HAS done her share of the cleaning already.
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WHEN IS THIS WEEK OVER ALREADY?
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Dear Mr. Co-worker Who Apparently Has Some Kind Of Serious Problem,
I do have a face, so kindly stop talking to my breasts all the time. Or, you know, just don't talk to me. At all. Actually, yeah, I think I'd prefer that.
No love,
A PERSON
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Dear Ms Person Whose Turn It Is To Clean The Kitchen,
I think some of the plates I saw there are gonna grow legs and walk to the sink by themselves if you don't do anything about it soon. Also, I saw something in the fridge that just probably needs like maybe a day or two more before it will acquire the powers of speech. Kindly take care of that, please.
Not much love right now,
Someone who HAS done her share of the cleaning already.
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WHEN IS THIS WEEK OVER ALREADY?