What... the... D:
Internet relationships between the young and mindless are such a great source of amusement to me. I don't even talk in this one and its still fucking funny.
Cyrus : because shes pretty cool to me and she loves me
Meygan: oh but you dont love her
Cyrus : no i do
Meygan: you know shes only 13
Cyrus frowns alittle "come on I know and im only really 15 "
Meygan: you are?
Cyrus : I didnt exect her to be younger then me so I lied to make me seem older
Meygan: so your only 15
Cyrus : yes
Cyrus : for real no lie
Meygan: you wanna talk to her?
Cyrus : yeah it would be nice
Meygan: your only 15
Cyrus : yes
Meygan: omg
Cyrus : what
Meygan: when do you turn 16
Cyrus : yes
Cyrus : but shes turnig 14 and I just turnd
Meygan: its me (I guess... someone else came on the computer now. Or the person is pretending to be someone else.)
Cyrus : hey babe
Meygan: i turn 14 in october i lied too sense you said the lowest age youll go out with is 14
Meygan: wait are you in 8th grade?
Cyrus : no im a freshmen
Meygan: oh
(Long period of silence)
Meygan: ok can we start over our relationship honestly
Cyrus : yep
Cyrus : o chris nevermind
Meygan: whos chris
Cyrus smiles
Meygan: i gtg to bed
Meygan: and i might not be on for a while
Cyrus : ok babe see you tomoro
Cyrus : ok
Meygan: actualy i will
Meygan: ok bye
Cyrus smiles and gives her a kiss good bye
So here we are folks, walking in on what seems to be the middle of 'When N00bs Collide' episode 4. Cyrus is starting to show the beginning signs of a brain tumor here, talking to a mysterious 'chris' who no one else can see, not even his true love, who is really 13! Remember, tune in next week when Meygan gets with Cyrus 's evil identical and secretly siamese twin, without realising!
Cyrus : because shes pretty cool to me and she loves me
Meygan: oh but you dont love her
Cyrus : no i do
Meygan: you know shes only 13
Cyrus frowns alittle "come on I know and im only really 15 "
Meygan: you are?
Cyrus : I didnt exect her to be younger then me so I lied to make me seem older
Meygan: so your only 15
Cyrus : yes
Cyrus : for real no lie
Meygan: you wanna talk to her?
Cyrus : yeah it would be nice
Meygan: your only 15
Cyrus : yes
Meygan: omg
Cyrus : what
Meygan: when do you turn 16
Cyrus : yes
Cyrus : but shes turnig 14 and I just turnd
Meygan: its me (I guess... someone else came on the computer now. Or the person is pretending to be someone else.)
Cyrus : hey babe
Meygan: i turn 14 in october i lied too sense you said the lowest age youll go out with is 14
Meygan: wait are you in 8th grade?
Cyrus : no im a freshmen
Meygan: oh
(Long period of silence)
Meygan: ok can we start over our relationship honestly
Cyrus : yep
Cyrus : o chris nevermind
Meygan: whos chris
Cyrus smiles
Meygan: i gtg to bed
Meygan: and i might not be on for a while
Cyrus : ok babe see you tomoro
Cyrus : ok
Meygan: actualy i will
Meygan: ok bye
Cyrus smiles and gives her a kiss good bye
So here we are folks, walking in on what seems to be the middle of 'When N00bs Collide' episode 4. Cyrus is starting to show the beginning signs of a brain tumor here, talking to a mysterious 'chris' who no one else can see, not even his true love, who is really 13! Remember, tune in next week when Meygan gets with Cyrus 's evil identical and secretly siamese twin, without realising!