These help desk folk have no sense of humour....

Apr 11, 2003 02:54

You say, " help me plz. :( My dad is on fire!"
Shanna: Oh dear :-P
Shanna: I'm afraid we can't help ya with IC situations.
Matrix 2: loookkk oooouuuutttt
You say, "Wtf said it was in character?!"
Matrix 2: >:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*is your dad like this?>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*>:*
You say, "MY DAD IS ON FIRE"
Shanna quirks a brow, "Perhaps you should um.. get off the internet and call the firestation?
You say, "I CAN'T"
You say, "THE FIRE"
Matrix 2: yeah thats a good idea
You say, "I NEED HELP!"
You say, "My DAD!"
Shanna: o.O
You say, "GOD"
You say, "Believe me!"
Matrix 2: get a bucket and put him out
Shanna: We cannot help you with IRL situations, either. Sorry =/
You say, "I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP"
Matrix 2: but put water in it
[ Amette whispers, "Mew. ;.;" to you. ]
You say, "I'm scared."
[ You whisper ":D" to you. ]
[ You whisper "MY DAD IS ON FIRE! HELP PLZ" to Amette. ]
Shanna: Sorry, Aliamani. We only help with Furcadia related questions.
[ Amette whispers, "o.o;" to you. ]
You say, "Damnit. I crapped my pants I'm so scared! You have to help!"
Matrix 2: yes that is right we are not there with you
[ You whisper "FUCK" to Amette. ]
You say, "THE HELP DESK WON't HELP"
[ Amette whispers, "Are you serious? o.o;" to you. ]
You say, "PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME"
Matrix 2: apple kitty are you there?
Shouten: ....
(You see SunSpirit.)
Spirit of a Big Skyfire, giver of warmth, ultraviolet sensations, blinding light, and occasional soul-searing sunburn. Want to talk with me? You'll need to be patient. I'm often busy with several things RL AFK while playing, and sometimes I have more than one whisper conversation going ;-)
[ You whisper "Oh fuck. Guardian" to Amette. ]

And then I ran away cause I was a weak ass piece of shit. S(
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