Mew.
A while ago I was on the phone to Adam and we had a conversation. I wouldn't of mentioned this is an event in this conversation didn't come up in my life the other day.
Adam: How would you rate your boobs out of ten?
Me: Errr... Probably a 9 or so. Very sexy.
Adam: Why only a 9? What the fucks wrong with them? I like them.
Me: It's not that I don't like them, its just that I like other boobies better than mine, so therefore mine can't be ten because I don't think they measure up to other boobies.
Adam: What?
Me: Nevermind.
Adam: But whats wrong with them? Do you have inny nipples or some shit?
Me: Whatnow? What the fucks an inny nipple?
Adam: Like... an inny belly button, excet on a nipple.
Me: Do you have inny nipples?
Adam: Hell no, I'm dead sexy. I just used to know this guy who had inny nipples.
Me: What were you doing examining a guys nipples?
Adam: We were five.
Up until a week ago I could never really understand what the fuck an inny nipple is, until I went to get naked and sweaty with James, the guy I'm currently living with. There is no better way to ruin the mood then to crack up laughing when he takes his shirt off.
Hahaha.... It was one of the funniest moments of my life... Tee hee...
Anyway. Not much has been happening with me. I left my house and am current moving about here and there. I stayed with Kitten one night, Aaron and Mitch for a while, Joel for a day, Calebs for a day and now I've moved in with James and Gary. Mwahaha. I got pissed on Peach Schnapps last night.
Just in case you could tell, my life sucks. But I'm getting better at DDR.
Adam: How would you rate your boobs out of ten?
Me: Errr... Probably a 9 or so. Very sexy.
Adam: Why only a 9? What the fucks wrong with them? I like them.
Me: It's not that I don't like them, its just that I like other boobies better than mine, so therefore mine can't be ten because I don't think they measure up to other boobies.
Adam: What?
Me: Nevermind.
Adam: But whats wrong with them? Do you have inny nipples or some shit?
Me: Whatnow? What the fucks an inny nipple?
Adam: Like... an inny belly button, excet on a nipple.
Me: Do you have inny nipples?
Adam: Hell no, I'm dead sexy. I just used to know this guy who had inny nipples.
Me: What were you doing examining a guys nipples?
Adam: We were five.
Up until a week ago I could never really understand what the fuck an inny nipple is, until I went to get naked and sweaty with James, the guy I'm currently living with. There is no better way to ruin the mood then to crack up laughing when he takes his shirt off.
Hahaha.... It was one of the funniest moments of my life... Tee hee...
Anyway. Not much has been happening with me. I left my house and am current moving about here and there. I stayed with Kitten one night, Aaron and Mitch for a while, Joel for a day, Calebs for a day and now I've moved in with James and Gary. Mwahaha. I got pissed on Peach Schnapps last night.
Just in case you could tell, my life sucks. But I'm getting better at DDR.