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you know those people, who don't like to tell anyone about their birthday because they don't want to seem greedy or act like a big lame loser jerk of doom who likes presents & loads of attention?
i'm not one of those people.
i happen to be a big lame loser jerk of doom who LOVES birthday cupcakes & birthday wishes & homemade birthday cards & when people tell me nice things just because it's my birthday.
so dudes. my birthday is next saturday the 30th & if you forget to wish me happy birthday i just might have to puke on your favorite pair of shoes.
what a big lame loser jerk of doom!
today is a good day.
i'm not one of those people.
i happen to be a big lame loser jerk of doom who LOVES birthday cupcakes & birthday wishes & homemade birthday cards & when people tell me nice things just because it's my birthday.
so dudes. my birthday is next saturday the 30th & if you forget to wish me happy birthday i just might have to puke on your favorite pair of shoes.
what a big lame loser jerk of doom!
today is a good day.