Sari's New Career
I have her permission of course to paste it on here, lol.
Sionedx89: so anything new with you? besides school
GitErDoneCowgirl: was a whore monday night.
GitErDoneCowgirl: lol
Sionedx89: lol sorry i asked... really....?
Sionedx89: tmi ha ha
GitErDoneCowgirl: i am like broke and i said i had no money, so he said i'll pay you 50.00 for a lap dance
GitErDoneCowgirl: lol so i did..
GitErDoneCowgirl: when i counted it in the morning i had $180
Sionedx89: yeah wow TMI
Sionedx89: thanks though
Sionedx89: you made me laugh
GitErDoneCowgirl: it was pretty funny actually ... and i was like umm let's just do what i came here for so i can have my money and leave
GitErDoneCowgirl: haha
Sionedx89: omg
GitErDoneCowgirl: so THEN the next day i emailed him a list of "whore prices" what everything cost
GitErDoneCowgirl: hand jobs/blow jobs/sex/ different kinds of sex/positions of your choice are extra.. i should email it to you.. omg i was cracking up
(which she does ha ha)
Sionedx89: wow i feel dirty for having it in my email
GitErDoneCowgirl: lmao
GitErDoneCowgirl: just for fun
GitErDoneCowgirl: :-P
Sionedx89: uh huh
GitErDoneCowgirl: shush shush lol
Sionedx89: you show up in new outfits, new phone, new car
Sionedx89: we'll know lol
GitErDoneCowgirl: lmao HAHAHAHAHAHA
GitErDoneCowgirl: i can't stop laughing
Sionedx89: hey it's a win win situation
GitErDoneCowgirl: no joke :-p
GitErDoneCowgirl: i get to have sex... and whatever i want
GitErDoneCowgirl: he gets sex... and... well loses money
GitErDoneCowgirl: lmao
Sionedx89: yeah but who cares about him lol
GitErDoneCowgirl: this was from earl lish:
GitErDoneCowgirl: russel13589: so your a hooker now?
Sionedx89: just tell him 'well i thought i'd try something new'
GitErDoneCowgirl: Roughneck2k1: what about food, come on, seems like that should be included
Sionedx89: well it should sari way to be lacking
GitErDoneCowgirl: Roughneck2k1: are horse whips allowed?
GitErDoneCowgirl: oh yeah baby, oh yeah
GitErDoneCowgirl: if you can supply 'em.. we can sure use 'em
GitErDoneCowgirl: lmao
Sionedx89: who's WE???
Sionedx89: are you starting a business? or what?
GitErDoneCowgirl: the "company"
Sionedx89: lol
GitErDoneCowgirl: LMAO LMAO
Sionedx89: sari's the pimp
GitErDoneCowgirl: I SHOULD
GitErDoneCowgirl: lmao
GitErDoneCowgirl: omg my stomach hurts
GitErDoneCowgirl: see my next thing is tying his wrists
GitErDoneCowgirl: but how do you do that? so they can't get loose
Sionedx89: ha ha ha wait, you're asking?
Sionedx89: i don't know!!
GitErDoneCowgirl: HAHA
GitErDoneCowgirl: omg that was funny
GitErDoneCowgirl: seriously though
GitErDoneCowgirl: i wasn't joking
Sionedx89: omg
Then at the same time (ha ha I HAD to add this cause it's so true.... well will be)
ghetochica786: OWIEEEE
ghetochica786: i have to stop that! im TOO OLD to be owieeeeing
ghetochica786: its all lor's fault
Sionedx89: yeah but that won't change lol
Sionedx89: that word is the first word your children will learn
Sionedx89: owieeee
ghetochica786: PROB
Sionedx89: 'what's your name?'
Sionedx89: owieeeee
ghetochica786: not if u dont hurt themmm
ghetochica786: i mean if u scare them then of course
ghetochica786: ur kids will be mean to my kids
ghetochica786: i can see it now
Sionedx89: LOL
Sionedx89: prob
Sionedx89: then your kids will cry
ghetochica786: u better keep those damn hooligans in check
ghetochica786: lemme tell ya
Sionedx89: then we will have to seperate them
Sionedx89: lol
ghetochica786: and tors will be off smokin the bowl bein the peace makers
Sionedx89: HA HA
ghetochica786: ahhh blast into the futureeee