Official Day Before Post of Doom.

Apr 12, 2006 18:40

Hate me.

CINESIAS:

Bereft of a screw, what shall I do?
Lord, I'm through! What am I at?
The loveliest of the lot has gone.
My poor little cock is all forlorn.
Things couldn't be worse.
Hey, you pimp out there,
Bring me a nurse.

MEN'S LEADER:

Poor Agonized soul! Poor bereft prick!
So hoodwinked and stretched upon the rack!
I'm full of concern for your soul, your balls, your gall.
What loins or crotch could bear so much,
So distended but suspended?
What bad luck - deprived of a morning fuck.

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paleoepidemewhatnow?

Respectable scholars prefer the former, I prefer the latter.

If we knew how the cheese grater was performed onstage we would know so much more about old comedy!

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I am feeling virtuous today and I have righteous anger within me.

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It always amazes me how monsterous my mind can be.

I just finished an entire teapot of chai...not the cute little one either, no no, this one is the black witch kettle full. I think I'll switch to chamomile now.

I have green facepaint and glitter all over my face. This is what happens when I am left alone for too long in the company of dead Greeks. Bwaaaaaahahahaha.

comedy, day before again, on apostrophes, quotes, marshall, lysistrata, aristophanes

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