The Hangover Part 3 (How much is "overdoing it" again?)
Uhhh, good morning? …Maybe? What time IS it anyway? *Squints at watch* Aww forget it- I can’t read this without my glasses, and those are LONG gone! I got no idea where they are… Well the little hand’s by the 2, so I guess it’s not morning anymore… Whatever. Anyway, writing this on the iphone cause it was in my pants pocket… and I finally found my pants… on the floor in the living room… My shirt was on the counter… I think I saw some shoes on top of the fridge… What the fuck happened last night?!! Damn I just told the internet I’m not wearing pants… I got boxers though; no worries. I woke up on the kitchen floor under the table- why the table I dunno, but it’s really sticky with soda and… I think that Kaluwah stuff… Kehlua… Kahlua… THERE…
It’s really hard to type on this thing right now, but I don’t think I can make it up the stairs right now to get to my laptop. I just sorta dragged myself into the bathroom and then out to the living room and onto the couch… and that’s it. No more effort today- I don’t feel like moving again! So this post is mainly for you guys who are living with me right now- Matt, Lars, if you’re near a computer … you guys ok? Where are you? Kiku’s still asleep under the table, so I know he’s all right at least… I think. Wait- what were we doing under the table together?? I don’t think he had pants on either… Oo (I mean if we did something, I want to at least remember it the next morning!!) I really should have gotten him out from under there… Oh well; too late- sorry, Kiku! Also Pochi might be a little tipsy later- I saw him licking something off the floor that looked like vodka… Oops. Oh wait, no I think that was Sprite so nevermind!
So its kind of a mess here in the living room too; just gonna tell you that…so many bottles… and the carpet’s wet… Again, gotta ask what happened last night??? I mean, I know we had a great time- A REALLY great time- but some of the details got lost…I think the pool was involved- that would explain the wet carpet… Pretty sure I climbed the fence for SOME reason… Well the guitar’s down here by the door, and so is the amp… I think I wanted to have a rooftop concert or something- Hey maybe THAT’S why I wanted to climb the fence! See, I’m figuring this out… slowly… I still don’t know how I got under the table though- last thing I remember, I was on top of it, and there’s a couple of bruises- not sure how they got there… One on the hip, and the other on the…neck… nevermind- just figured one of them out- that’s not a bruise! Ugh, all this thinking is making my head hurt, which has NOTHING to do with the alcohol because I DON’T have a hangover. Ok , maybe I do, but it’s not that bad. Just because I got drunk off my ass a little tipsy after more than 10 a few drinks last night doesn’t mean I’m that hungover… I feel… like crap. Nauseous. half dead- I blame the zombies. pretty good...
And I just checked for pictures on my phone to try and get clues… This is all I got…
Man, Kiku- you look really happy- guess you had a good time after all! I think we all did, so it was definitely worth it… Nothing bad happened! That I know of... Plus, if we can handle this, we can definitely handle the next school party- some of those mixed drinks from last night were pretty intense… Eww, there’s maple syrup on the coffee table out here- why? You know what- I don’t care, and agh, I’m rambling- don’t read this- I’mma go take a nap- I’ll be back when I’m more coherent… Happy New Year’s, Guys!!!! Ok. Sleep. Time. Now. *collapses face down into the pillows*
It’s really hard to type on this thing right now, but I don’t think I can make it up the stairs right now to get to my laptop. I just sorta dragged myself into the bathroom and then out to the living room and onto the couch… and that’s it. No more effort today- I don’t feel like moving again! So this post is mainly for you guys who are living with me right now- Matt, Lars, if you’re near a computer … you guys ok? Where are you? Kiku’s still asleep under the table, so I know he’s all right at least… I think. Wait- what were we doing under the table together?? I don’t think he had pants on either… Oo (I mean if we did something, I want to at least remember it the next morning!!) I really should have gotten him out from under there… Oh well; too late- sorry, Kiku! Also Pochi might be a little tipsy later- I saw him licking something off the floor that looked like vodka… Oops. Oh wait, no I think that was Sprite so nevermind!
So its kind of a mess here in the living room too; just gonna tell you that…so many bottles… and the carpet’s wet… Again, gotta ask what happened last night??? I mean, I know we had a great time- A REALLY great time- but some of the details got lost…I think the pool was involved- that would explain the wet carpet… Pretty sure I climbed the fence for SOME reason… Well the guitar’s down here by the door, and so is the amp… I think I wanted to have a rooftop concert or something- Hey maybe THAT’S why I wanted to climb the fence! See, I’m figuring this out… slowly… I still don’t know how I got under the table though- last thing I remember, I was on top of it, and there’s a couple of bruises- not sure how they got there… One on the hip, and the other on the…neck… nevermind- just figured one of them out- that’s not a bruise! Ugh, all this thinking is making my head hurt, which has NOTHING to do with the alcohol because I DON’T have a hangover. Ok , maybe I do, but it’s not that bad. Just because I got drunk off my ass a little tipsy after more than 10 a few drinks last night doesn’t mean I’m that hungover… I feel… like crap. Nauseous. half dead- I blame the zombies. pretty good...
And I just checked for pictures on my phone to try and get clues… This is all I got…
Man, Kiku- you look really happy- guess you had a good time after all! I think we all did, so it was definitely worth it… Nothing bad happened! That I know of... Plus, if we can handle this, we can definitely handle the next school party- some of those mixed drinks from last night were pretty intense… Eww, there’s maple syrup on the coffee table out here- why? You know what- I don’t care, and agh, I’m rambling- don’t read this- I’mma go take a nap- I’ll be back when I’m more coherent… Happy New Year’s, Guys!!!! Ok. Sleep. Time. Now. *collapses face down into the pillows*