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the Wit
(71% dark, 23% spontaneous, 15% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on darkness
You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity
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The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 99% on patriotic
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I seem to remember taking that test before and getting the same result. I think the reason is that the author of the test makes no differentiation between the 'my country, right or wrong' and the 'my country ought to be right' attitudes of patriotism. So by saying that I love England I'm claiming that it's perfect now and admitting to hating everywhere else. I very much resent the implication that I would blindly go along with something I felt was wrong in the name of a cause I felt to be right - which is a question that could have been asked in the test but wasn't.
Risk:
68% NUCLEAR
73% BIOLOGICAL
43% CONVENTIONAL
Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.
Some quick advice follows:
TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
- Avoid extremely large sporting events
- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities
TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
- Avoid buses and subways
- Avoid suspicious people
- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
- Avoid exploding bombs
TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
- Avoid contact with other people
- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat
- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
- Avoid drinking tap water
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on nuclear
You scored higher than 99% on biological
You scored higher than 99% on conventional
Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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