Jan 09, 2008 19:31
school's in again. wee wee! i've got the cutest little lecturer that mumbles most of the time and crack horrible brad pitt jokes. ok, so it's not really much fun la, but i constantly finding myself having to sit all the way up front to hear him talk about how bad the inflation is hitting the singapore economy, which is not good because i dont know why but smelly people sit in front of the class. that's probably why the uber cool people (me) sit at the back.
my class quite naughty one lah, always talk talk talk talk talk when the lecturer is talking, girls are so noisy, really. hee hee here and there, tell them go home lah, come school talk might as well go home, but i swear i'm right there's this lesbian communion going on in my class. this butch girl started with a small group, then this year this row of 10 - 15 girls sits around her and sissy slaps her when she mocks them, dont know why but maybe being lesbian / being around lesbians / acting lesbians is cool again, so SCGS can. maybe i should sit with the queen bee tmr.
talking about lesbian communion, i think the gays in my class quite cool lah. not say, kumar loud, but more like chen hanwei loud; people don't see him in public walking around in a D&G berms clutching a hermés bag with fit tanned men wont know he's gay type of gays. but none of them as hot as me sorry. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (inject dry laughter here please) alot of different types of gays in my class la, got the real gays la, got the fake gays lah (yucks, wearing a NUM tee and flip flops, big belts is not in honey), the act gays lah, the sissy str8 boys la.
oh yeah, my buddies and i like to make up fake names of people that interests us. i shall describe a few below (and classmates in SIM, if you're reading this, dont kill me please, or put rat poison in my coffee thanks)
Peter Pan : Gay to the max, talks like a why-not boy complete with active wrist actions. he has this hairstyle last sem that made him look like peter pan lah. a bit petite you will know what i mean when you see him la.
Sleeveless shirt guy / zipper guy : Yucks, gross chubby guy that no one likes. he always like to wear this unflattering sleeveless shirt / zip up front chest shirt. the first time he came in class with the zip up shirt it was zipped way up, then when he's talking to girls he zips it ALL THE WAY DOWN, eww can.
Peter Parker / spiderman : HAHAHA, i think this guy is from china lah. he has the good boy centre parting hair with big glasses ala peter parker. wears this pair or circa 90s jeans and polo / simple shirt all the time.
Sexy Legs : Yvonne, haha, he LOVESSSSSS to wear hot pants lah and high heel shoes.
on top of those, we have celery man lah, bug lady, fat fuck, bitch and whoreslut. very stupid lah, dunno name want to make fun of people then create fictitious names for them, so evil hor.
i wonder who blogs anymore? sigh, sad lah, this active little community is becoming dead. zzz.