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HEllo! MIA for too long already me thinks. so lemme do a re introduction.
Hi everybody, i'm alf chen. despite my userinfo saying that i'm 105 years old this year, i'm actually only 20 years old. amazing stuff isn't it? i'm currently serving my national service which is a national way to turn more guys gay because the nation needs more creative minds to run this fucked up country. today i found a fly in my dinner (again) and i went to the toilet to anorexia myself to death (non-stop projectile vomiting)
ok at this point i know i make no sense but just to keep up my one entry a month routine, i am subjected to type such nonsense because i have currently no life! i took 1/2 day off on friday last week and when i'm back home, i realised i have nothing planned out that day, the day after, nor today. so i went downstairs, bought cat food from the mini mart. and fed oscar (the cat), conveniently followed by extreme petting (not that kind) for the next 1 hour or so. ARHHHH!! so no life can. alomost on the same line as digging out your eye ball to juggle to pass time. but since i need my precious vision to spy on H*NKS, i subjected to surfing on subjects like "paris hilton", "where the hell is emma bunton", "i am bored" and "how to make my life interesting" or "how to kill myself without commiting suicide". i'm soo deep can?
oh yes one more thing, i am poor :( so if anyone wants to donate to the "help alf get enough money to buy many things so he can never be bored nor complain that he has no life funds" please paypal me at alffy@hotmail.co.uk !!! wee! the 1st 3 donators will recieve a non existatant alf action figure set (comes with laser eyes, magic lights sticks and a pack of 3 condoms, strawberry)
ANYONE STAY NEAR YISHUN BY THE WAY! i get nights out everyday! wee!
random boliao conversation with alson.
[HESS] The Als says:
kushinbo, 1 2 3, we'll hump you for enternity
[HESS] The Als says:
we'll break your legs so you can't run
[HESS] The Als says:
then we'll all start our little fun
[HESS] The Als says:
we're all wankers, yes we are
[HESS] The Als says:
be our 1 millionth customer and win a car
Willy Wanker! Willy Wanker! says:
then we will eat your eyeballs
Willy Wanker! Willy Wanker! says:
and you cant drive!
Willy Wanker! Willy Wanker! says:
hee hee haa haa hoo hoo HEHHHHHHH! *boom*
Hi everybody, i'm alf chen. despite my userinfo saying that i'm 105 years old this year, i'm actually only 20 years old. amazing stuff isn't it? i'm currently serving my national service which is a national way to turn more guys gay because the nation needs more creative minds to run this fucked up country. today i found a fly in my dinner (again) and i went to the toilet to anorexia myself to death (non-stop projectile vomiting)
ok at this point i know i make no sense but just to keep up my one entry a month routine, i am subjected to type such nonsense because i have currently no life! i took 1/2 day off on friday last week and when i'm back home, i realised i have nothing planned out that day, the day after, nor today. so i went downstairs, bought cat food from the mini mart. and fed oscar (the cat), conveniently followed by extreme petting (not that kind) for the next 1 hour or so. ARHHHH!! so no life can. alomost on the same line as digging out your eye ball to juggle to pass time. but since i need my precious vision to spy on H*NKS, i subjected to surfing on subjects like "paris hilton", "where the hell is emma bunton", "i am bored" and "how to make my life interesting" or "how to kill myself without commiting suicide". i'm soo deep can?
oh yes one more thing, i am poor :( so if anyone wants to donate to the "help alf get enough money to buy many things so he can never be bored nor complain that he has no life funds" please paypal me at alffy@hotmail.co.uk !!! wee! the 1st 3 donators will recieve a non existatant alf action figure set (comes with laser eyes, magic lights sticks and a pack of 3 condoms, strawberry)
ANYONE STAY NEAR YISHUN BY THE WAY! i get nights out everyday! wee!
random boliao conversation with alson.
[HESS] The Als says:
kushinbo, 1 2 3, we'll hump you for enternity
[HESS] The Als says:
we'll break your legs so you can't run
[HESS] The Als says:
then we'll all start our little fun
[HESS] The Als says:
we're all wankers, yes we are
[HESS] The Als says:
be our 1 millionth customer and win a car
Willy Wanker! Willy Wanker! says:
then we will eat your eyeballs
Willy Wanker! Willy Wanker! says:
and you cant drive!
Willy Wanker! Willy Wanker! says:
hee hee haa haa hoo hoo HEHHHHHHH! *boom*