So I went and made a thing, but the thing needs you, or it'll die, like Tamagotchi.
The thing is
http://lifestori.es and here's a story I wrote for it:
http://lifestori.es/story/vbFQX91dZ You can repurpose your old Livejournal posts, if you like. I won't mind a bit.
Ask for an invite by emailing alfred @ lifestori.es.
(Slightly insincere apologies to people who read my Facebook as well for the repeated spamming).