Aug 08, 2006 23:42
alexz721: I think it's time that you and I fight to the death, Stuffness.
Stuffness: Fool - we're in a Canadian channel.
Stuffness: You stand no chance.
Stuffness: I draw my power from the ambient Canadianness
alexz721: I usurp your power drawing techniques.
Stuffness: Well alright, if you- *SUPER MAPLE SYRUP BEAVER TOONIE ATTACK*
alexz721: CANADIAN MOUNTIE CURLING SHIELD
Stuffness: WAYNE GRETZKY CHOP
alexz721: CANADIAN FOOTBALL RULES COUNTER
alexz721: CANADIAN GOOSE NORTHERN NIAGARA FALLS MEGASPLOOGE SOAK ATTACK
Stuffness: NEIL YOUNG BLOCK, RUSH ATTACK (NO PUN INTENDED)
alexz721: JOHN CANDY FAT ABSORB BLOCK, RICK MORANIS BLOW UP VARIOUS THINGS ATTACK
Stuffness: CELINE DION SHRIEK SHIELD, JIM CARREY CONFUSION ATTACK
alexz721: SACRIFICE SARAH MCLACHLAN TO BLOCK DOUBLE ATTACK, COUNTER WITH ROBERT GOULET STEALTH CROON
Stuffness: ALEX TREBEK BOMB
Stuffness: Yes, this will kill me, too, but it's the only way.
Stuffness: In fact, it should take out a small chunk of this hemisphere.
alexz721: Oh n-
alexz721: PAM ANDERSON BOOB SLAP DEFLECTION