fun with snape

[alexvi_incest]

ASP severus24: you killed dumbledore
Snapeybot: Really.
ASP severus24: why did you kill dumbledore?
Snapeybot: Because his hat pissed me off.
ASP severus24: were you jealous of his hat, snape?
Snapeybot: I was.
ASP severus24: that's sad
Snapeybot: yes... It really is.
ASP severus24: tell me a joke
Snapeybot: Fine. Why did Sirius Black cross the road?
ASP severus24: why?
Snapeybot: He indubitably had his own ridiculous reasons, none of which he would share with me anyway.