jungle juice is yummy
so last night i threw together a costume. i was a tourist, complete with hawaiian shorts, camera, binoculars, london hard rock cafe hat, map, and a funny shirt i got somewhere. i didnt wear sandals because i wouldnt have been able to walk in them. anyway, there was a $3 cover, for as much as you can drink. there was a cooler of jungle juice, which is kool-aid, everclear and vodka. it masks the taste really well, and gets you fucking hammered before you realize what you drank.
my total: 5-6 cups of jungle juice, 2-3 beers, 1 cup of spiked apple cider. over about 2-3 hours tops. best part: i had downed a whole medium pizza in 5 minutes just an hour before, so my stomach was fine. i actually felt really good and not too drunk the entire night, even though people (like anthony) kept telling me how drunk i was. i'm not as think as you drunk i am! i still feel a little tiny bit light-headed today, but no hangover so thats good.
quote of the night: "if your arm was a dick, you'd have gotten laid!" me referring to my roommate's arm as it was almost put between the ass-cheeks of this girl. good times.
my total: 5-6 cups of jungle juice, 2-3 beers, 1 cup of spiked apple cider. over about 2-3 hours tops. best part: i had downed a whole medium pizza in 5 minutes just an hour before, so my stomach was fine. i actually felt really good and not too drunk the entire night, even though people (like anthony) kept telling me how drunk i was. i'm not as think as you drunk i am! i still feel a little tiny bit light-headed today, but no hangover so thats good.
quote of the night: "if your arm was a dick, you'd have gotten laid!" me referring to my roommate's arm as it was almost put between the ass-cheeks of this girl. good times.