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[alexrodriguez]

I am American League player of the month. So for all of you who are baseball illiterate, that means I am the best. I mean they think I'm only the best for this month but I'm the best for all months, they just don't want to go giving everyone more reasons to hate me. None of you might think this is all that great but are you American League player

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[taralipinski]

you are the best for all months, don't you hear the fans chanting MVP at yankee stadium? they love you. i am very proud of you, that is why i got your self portrait tatooed on my chest. i am going to shove pom poms down carl's throat and then we will be rival squads and act out scenes from bring it on

[alexrodriguez]

yes but outside of yankee stadium hardly anyone agrees. i just wanted to make sure everyone knew that this was a proven fact. YOU GOT A TATTOO? lmao girl you crazy. what a fine tattoo though. lmfaoo i hope you do that tomorrow i'm looking forward to it

[taralipinski]

whatev, that is such lies. i actually got a group of people together, we started a religion based on you, and we printed out little handouts and we have been traveling the country spreading the good word about you. we have actually gotten quite a following going for you. of course i am planning on doing that tomorrow, i keep seeing pictures of him on the bench and it's pissing me off, i am going to bring it.

boo tennis and everything that has anything to do with tennis. hova will never get here, especially if beyonce is here and that can't even convince his ass to get here, we have no hope. it's hopeless, we mine as well delete right now.

what a great way to wake up in the morning, i hope you watched it at the jeter residence and turned the volume up on the tv all of the way. you are so cute. i really wish they would play that song when he comes out to do his warmups. i think i am going to hijack the sound booth tomorrow night and GIVE YOU SOME NEW FUCKING PLATE MUSIC MR. ENCORE DO YOU WANT MORE.

I LOVE YOU THE MOST. :-*

[alexrodriguez]

well you see i didn't know that up until this very moment so now that i do i will no longer complain and try and make people understand that i am the best. how sweet of you to do that. oh you bring it girl, i've got your back.

i know for real, i dont strongly dislike tennis and the noises they make. maybe one day i can convince him in the form of cash flow. thats okay, we'll leave that up to yulia.

i did and i figured out a way for it to play on all tvs in the house without being able to have the channel changed. it was amazing. i know they love having me as a guest i can just feel it. you are cuter. lmfao okay please do i've been asking them to change it but they've turned down every mc hammer song i ask for.

YOU WON LAST TIME I WIN THIS TIME. I LOVE YOU THE MOST :-*

[taralipinski]

instead of people wearing shirts proclaiming that you are overrated and/or gay, they are now wearing shirts with bold statements such as "alex rodriguex is the world's greatest". it's really amazing.

i don't know what kind of cash we have to offer him, we are on a tight budget this month. lmfao yes, yulia is good at that.

lmfao wow they must really enjoy having you over, i don't think they are ever going to let me leave town without you ever again. i will play whatever song in the universe you want, as long as you get rid of that song because i am hearing it in my nightmares.

FINE YOU ARE NO AS CUTE ANYMORE THOUGH. :-*

lmfao keywords

[alexrodriguez]

well that doesn't mean much to me since i am alex rodriguez, but that alex rodriguex guy sure is a lucky man. LMFAO DONT HATE ME I LOVE YOU AND YOUR TYPOS.

no no budgets i dont want to be on a budget. lmao well clearly.

they wish i could be a house guest every day of their entire lives but sadly i have better things to do with my time. dont have nightmares we can spoon instead.

YES I AM GIRL :-*

get out of my face.

[taralipinski]

lmfaoooo whutever you knew what i mean i am going to kick your ass when i get home.

sorry i just blew your entire savings account on a pair of stilletos.

oh i am sure they pray to god every single night to grant them that wish. well there is a matter of a couple thousands miles separating us tonight, so i don't think that will be happening.

NO YOU ISN'T. :-*

i love you

[alexrodriguez]

ugh i already replied to this and lj ate it. lmfao i know but i had to say something anyways <3333

oh well look SNAPS ive got more money

lmfao i know they do, i am a joy to be around. well we can cyber spoon that will be a good enough replacement

YES I IS :-*

i love you too.

[taralipinski]

you know, lj gets hungry sometimes too. i blame derek jeter for being such a fatty and not sharing his food with others. i don't care, your ass is still grass rodriguez.

wow you are so amazing. must be that money tree i bought you for your birthday is really coming in handy.

jaime just called and she said they had to kick you out of the house, gosh can't you behave yourself? okay spoonz.

FINE. YOU IS. :-*