SexToys.com contest
So SexToys.com is having a competition - create a wishlist on your blog of up to $1,000.00 worth of their toys and you might win those toys! Full rules here. Canadians ARE eligible! Contest open until June 5.
Without further ado, here is my list, after the cut:
Jessica Drake's Wicked Balls - I've always wanted a set of these, and this was my favorite of the ones available. $10.89.
Aurora Lights Lighted Blindfold - for all your steampunk bondage needs. Seriously, how cool would these be? $70.89.
SL Leather Locking Posture Collar - Small - I suspect I'd actually like the visual of this more than the actual trying, but hey, with a $1000 budget, why not give it a shot? $61.49.
Thigh Cuffs - *stares at model for a bit* ...ahem, where was I? Oh yeah. I have always found the idea of thigh spreaders really, really super hot. These have the added benefit of also being wrist restraints. What's not to love? $31.49.
Bed Spread with wrist & ankle cuffs - Ultimately useful, since my bed doesn't have a frame at all. Also see my comment on the Thigh Cuffs. Spreaders = yes please! $62.99 (only $53.19 if you already own the cuffs, which I don't).
12-Inch Leather SLUT Impression Paddle - also comes in BITCH, three stars (also a good choice for me!), three hearts, OUCH (more funny than hot, IMHO), LOVE, BOY, and PIG. Spanking is fun... paddles doubly so... paddles that stamp you as SLUT? *fans self* $34.89.
I already have black stockings, so 'Tuscany' thigh-high white stockings will round out the collection. Mmm, stockings... $14.19.
For spending time with my more artistic friends (since Serena apparently wants to do me and all ^_-) I pick Liquid Latex. Also comes in purple and fluorescent green. Since I'm technically only allowed to have one of any given product, I'll take one black, one purple! Each jar is $21.99, so $43.98 all together.
The Little Devil electric toy. Probably the most fun I had at the Everything To Do With Sex Show this year was playing with the violet wand, so anything that isn't, you know, 25% more than my total budget for this wishlist (seriously, it was $1,250) that will still bring the electric fun is a WIN. $55.49.
Fetish Fantasy Series Ultimate Fantasy Kit - there is nothing in this kit that I feel "meh" about. It all looks awesome. Plus having a travel case for trips is a bonus! $92.49.
PVC Lace-Up Gloves. These just look hot, and like they would be a ton of fun to wear out with my corset. $26.89.
Or, for something a little more delicate, Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves. Pretty! For my occasional femme-ier days. $24.19.
And, because I can't get enough of gloves and stockings, Shoulder Length Latex Gloves ($48.49) and the matching Latex Thigh-High Stockings ($80.89). Yow. Can I have the model...?
The Eden Waterproof Pleasure Petals 1) looks awesome and 2) is useable in the shower? With the shower cuffs from the Ultimate Fantasy Kit, I will just say "yes please!". $34.89.
The Stinger looks so good that I'm willing to overlook the fact that it's jelly, which I'd normally skip by. Damn... I'm going to have to drag the boyfriend to bed once I'm done this, have him tell me some stories using these...! $51.89.
The Aneros SGX, because damnit I need more anal stimulation. I may not have a prostate but by god why should that matter? *LOL* It's true, I love my ass. $56.99.
And, because I need a double-ended dildo (yes, need), the Nexus Sr. Double-Ended Dildo will fit the bill nicely. (Now, can I have a volunteer to use it on...? Patrick is a wuss!) $112.99.
Discover Your Lover sounds like a fun game. I know everything about Patrick, I think but if anyone is up for volunteering to play it with me... Mwehehehe. $43.89.
7 Deadly Sins - as a New World of Darkness junkie, how can I NOT be intrigued by this game? Vices galore! Yes! (This entry disqualifies me on sheer nerdiness. *LOL*) $35.89.
By my calculations, I have just over $4 left... So let's try 3 of the Sex Tarts Lube in Green Apple Fizz, Peach Pucker, and Watermelon Splash. I don't usually use lube, but for these tasty-sounding treats, I'll try anything! $1.19 each. :D
(Side note: The arm binder looks hot, but I'm not an "average" woman, so I'm too worried it wouldn't fit properly. Not included in my final tally.)
FINAL TOTAL: $999.36.
Without further ado, here is my list, after the cut:
Jessica Drake's Wicked Balls - I've always wanted a set of these, and this was my favorite of the ones available. $10.89.
Aurora Lights Lighted Blindfold - for all your steampunk bondage needs. Seriously, how cool would these be? $70.89.
SL Leather Locking Posture Collar - Small - I suspect I'd actually like the visual of this more than the actual trying, but hey, with a $1000 budget, why not give it a shot? $61.49.
Thigh Cuffs - *stares at model for a bit* ...ahem, where was I? Oh yeah. I have always found the idea of thigh spreaders really, really super hot. These have the added benefit of also being wrist restraints. What's not to love? $31.49.
Bed Spread with wrist & ankle cuffs - Ultimately useful, since my bed doesn't have a frame at all. Also see my comment on the Thigh Cuffs. Spreaders = yes please! $62.99 (only $53.19 if you already own the cuffs, which I don't).
12-Inch Leather SLUT Impression Paddle - also comes in BITCH, three stars (also a good choice for me!), three hearts, OUCH (more funny than hot, IMHO), LOVE, BOY, and PIG. Spanking is fun... paddles doubly so... paddles that stamp you as SLUT? *fans self* $34.89.
I already have black stockings, so 'Tuscany' thigh-high white stockings will round out the collection. Mmm, stockings... $14.19.
For spending time with my more artistic friends (since Serena apparently wants to do me and all ^_-) I pick Liquid Latex. Also comes in purple and fluorescent green. Since I'm technically only allowed to have one of any given product, I'll take one black, one purple! Each jar is $21.99, so $43.98 all together.
The Little Devil electric toy. Probably the most fun I had at the Everything To Do With Sex Show this year was playing with the violet wand, so anything that isn't, you know, 25% more than my total budget for this wishlist (seriously, it was $1,250) that will still bring the electric fun is a WIN. $55.49.
Fetish Fantasy Series Ultimate Fantasy Kit - there is nothing in this kit that I feel "meh" about. It all looks awesome. Plus having a travel case for trips is a bonus! $92.49.
PVC Lace-Up Gloves. These just look hot, and like they would be a ton of fun to wear out with my corset. $26.89.
Or, for something a little more delicate, Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves. Pretty! For my occasional femme-ier days. $24.19.
And, because I can't get enough of gloves and stockings, Shoulder Length Latex Gloves ($48.49) and the matching Latex Thigh-High Stockings ($80.89). Yow. Can I have the model...?
The Eden Waterproof Pleasure Petals 1) looks awesome and 2) is useable in the shower? With the shower cuffs from the Ultimate Fantasy Kit, I will just say "yes please!". $34.89.
The Stinger looks so good that I'm willing to overlook the fact that it's jelly, which I'd normally skip by. Damn... I'm going to have to drag the boyfriend to bed once I'm done this, have him tell me some stories using these...! $51.89.
The Aneros SGX, because damnit I need more anal stimulation. I may not have a prostate but by god why should that matter? *LOL* It's true, I love my ass. $56.99.
And, because I need a double-ended dildo (yes, need), the Nexus Sr. Double-Ended Dildo will fit the bill nicely. (Now, can I have a volunteer to use it on...? Patrick is a wuss!) $112.99.
Discover Your Lover sounds like a fun game. I know everything about Patrick, I think but if anyone is up for volunteering to play it with me... Mwehehehe. $43.89.
7 Deadly Sins - as a New World of Darkness junkie, how can I NOT be intrigued by this game? Vices galore! Yes! (This entry disqualifies me on sheer nerdiness. *LOL*) $35.89.
By my calculations, I have just over $4 left... So let's try 3 of the Sex Tarts Lube in Green Apple Fizz, Peach Pucker, and Watermelon Splash. I don't usually use lube, but for these tasty-sounding treats, I'll try anything! $1.19 each. :D
(Side note: The arm binder looks hot, but I'm not an "average" woman, so I'm too worried it wouldn't fit properly. Not included in my final tally.)
FINAL TOTAL: $999.36.