ENOUGH ALREADY
yet another fbook status update referencing it in a bid to seem fun = I never need to hear the phrase "put a donk on it" again. NO LONGER FUNNY. OVER. STOP. JUST STOP.
(PS why did no one tell me how amazing 'Before He Cheats' was? Or if you did, why didn't I listen? Embarrassing to only get into it two years late. "Right now, he's probably slow-dancing with some bleached blonde tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky / Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity lil' drink cuz she can't shoot whisky" is an opening couplet for the ages, seriously.)
(PS why did no one tell me how amazing 'Before He Cheats' was? Or if you did, why didn't I listen? Embarrassing to only get into it two years late. "Right now, he's probably slow-dancing with some bleached blonde tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky / Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity lil' drink cuz she can't shoot whisky" is an opening couplet for the ages, seriously.)