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man i am tired. well i woke up at about the time the dog usually wakes me up. i guess im used to it even though she didnt wake me up today. i had some cocoa puffs and was excited cause they came with glow in the dark shrek 2 stickers. they are cool. then i had to go to the dentist. i hate that place. not only do i not like it because its a dentists office but its also a little kids dentist office because its slightly cheaper and theyll still except me for another year. this little girl was screaming and they yanked her tooth out. then it was my turn. you know how people that work with kids tend to talk like your little no matter how old you are? well i had one of those dentists
dentist-"hey there big guy! wow youve grown since the last time i saw you. what grade are you gonna be in now? oooo youre growing up. that soul patch is so cute."
me-"fuck you"
ok well i didnt say it but i thought it.
well then i was off to my moms new office in her apartment complex in broad ripple. i bought a cd on the way to keep me happy. little did i know i was in for 3 hours of intense, unpayed labore. i cleaned and moved fridges up stairs and unwrapped new fridges. i was exhausted and covered in dirt. then it was time to shake out the mats. one was covered in green slime. you know the kind that you hear about or see them fake in movies but youve never really seen in reall life. yeah it was that kind.
after all this was over i was pretty happy to come home and sit on my ass, but no i had to entertain my grandma with the most boring card game ever invented. its like two player solitaire with two decks and more rules than double solitaire.
now i am here, ready for dinner
dentist-"hey there big guy! wow youve grown since the last time i saw you. what grade are you gonna be in now? oooo youre growing up. that soul patch is so cute."
me-"fuck you"
ok well i didnt say it but i thought it.
well then i was off to my moms new office in her apartment complex in broad ripple. i bought a cd on the way to keep me happy. little did i know i was in for 3 hours of intense, unpayed labore. i cleaned and moved fridges up stairs and unwrapped new fridges. i was exhausted and covered in dirt. then it was time to shake out the mats. one was covered in green slime. you know the kind that you hear about or see them fake in movies but youve never really seen in reall life. yeah it was that kind.
after all this was over i was pretty happy to come home and sit on my ass, but no i had to entertain my grandma with the most boring card game ever invented. its like two player solitaire with two decks and more rules than double solitaire.
now i am here, ready for dinner