Sep 28, 2004 19:21
been a long time.
well lets start with the good. i had the best math project ever. i dont think school could get any more fun.
project: create a product of your own and advertise it using 5 conditionals. project must be a powerpoint with 5 slides. 5 ex cred points to the most creative.
our project: first we got special permission to make a video. then we had to make a product. why not child leashes. all of us (joey, kris, addison and i) brought in all the dog leash, harness, and collar stuff we could find and rented a camera from the school. first we had to create 5 different ways to make a conditional. so instead we made a company CHILD RESTRAINT and five product- THE ORIGINAL CHILD LEASH, THE CHILD HARNESS, THE SHOCKER COLLAR, THE CHILD TRIPPER, AND THE MULTILEASH. first we hooked joey up to a leash and tied it around his waist, told him to run full speed and yanked him back on the grass and reeled him in. the child harness what the same story only the harness had a special feature that it covered the chest so as to make it less painful. next we put an invisible fence collar on addison and sent him over the line. he over did it, falling to the ground and shaking as if in a seizure. then it was my turn. i was the child tripper demo. a leash was attached to my right leg and i ran full speed as this massize black guy that was randomly at kris's house pulls the leash back and i fly verticle and land on my head. (my neck was sore for about a week after). then we had the multi leash where everyone but addison *cause he is camera man* ran full speed all attached to a different leash while two other random black guys rip us back. that was our project, but we needed some more filler......so joey and i got tied together while the random black guys threw us around for about a minute. and at the end we plead for an a.
and for the rest of the things going on. they are too complicated and i dont feel like figuring them out because it will probably end up for the worst. just like it always does.