(no subject)
Mr. Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
O- has to work hard
O- has to work at great depths
O- has to work upside down
O- has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
O- has to work in a high humidity environment
O- has to work at high temperatures
O- does not get weekends and holidays off
O- does not get time off after extra hours of work
O- has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness
Management Reply:
O- Request denied ------- for the following reasons
O- does not work 8 hours straight during any work period
O- does not answer immediately to all requests
O- coworkers often unsatisfied by job performance
O- after a short activity period, falls asleep
O- shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace
O- works better alone than with others
O- does not work at all unless pushed from behind
O- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
O- sometimes leaves work too early
O- has to work hard
O- has to work at great depths
O- has to work upside down
O- has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
O- has to work in a high humidity environment
O- has to work at high temperatures
O- does not get weekends and holidays off
O- does not get time off after extra hours of work
O- has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness
Management Reply:
O- Request denied ------- for the following reasons
O- does not work 8 hours straight during any work period
O- does not answer immediately to all requests
O- coworkers often unsatisfied by job performance
O- after a short activity period, falls asleep
O- shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace
O- works better alone than with others
O- does not work at all unless pushed from behind
O- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
O- sometimes leaves work too early