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1. Your Name
Natasha
The name Natasha (Russian) means Christmans Day or birthday. It is usually used to portray desirable and enviable female characters in film, literature, etc. Most Natasha's are beautiful. They exude mystery and seduction.
Tabitha: I don't like that girl, Natasha.
Robert: She's hot!!! I would love to bang Natasha!!!!
Tabitha: She looks like a slut!
Robert: You're just jealous.
2. Your age
27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
3. A friend
Joob
a jewish noob
(see noob)
i pwnd j00 joob hahaha
4. Your favorite color
Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.
5. Your hometown
Edmond
A small, yet increasing in number, city in Oklahoma. Full of rich brats who think they are better than everyone else.
Edmond is the worst city ever, I can't believe your moving there!
6. Month of your Birthday
April
a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.
hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.
7. Last person you talked to
Lily, my dog
An amazing name. People with this name usually kick ass at everything they do.
Lily is so kick ass. Id tap that.
8. Your nickname
Don't have one, so I put this in...
Dentist
An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.
It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"
Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye