mouse!

[alexiryan]

i saw a mouse. it is now called speedy, mainly because it is. speedy that is.

anyway, i saw it, at least its hindquaters as it ran under my couch. even when i moved the couch as fast as it could it was one step ahead of me - always managing to run under again just a bit too quickly to see its front end

i'm so going to kill it.

i went to the supermarket - they have a whole section on killing stuff! it was cool. but kind of disturbing; there seems to be a lot of research done on killing little animals.

but its on borrowed time now! i have space age looking plastic traps and irresistably tastey peanut butter on my side!

(peanut butter is supposedly very attractive to mice)

its like i am waging a secret war against the mice! its so covert!

i just hope its not some distant cousin of that genius mouse on mousehunt. i am so rooted if it is.
but if it isnt! i am in the money, and it will soon be in the fiery depths of mouse hell.

we should probably take a moment to reflect on the poor mouse's widowed mousebride and family, but remember that that is what happens when mice wage covert, terrorist war against all that is good and righteous...

i sound like an american president!

also - my loving parents have inquired as to a job for me at the classiest restaurant in town. chillies. without me knowing.

but still - money is money, i'll probably apply.

if only to fund my continuing assault on the orange super mouse.