Chat Fic - an Idiot/Dork conversation #2
Titolo: Pick up lines
Parole: 342
Warning: Chat-fic
M4 | Week 5 | CoW-T 10
Idiot - 22.30
Wait, are you serious?
Dork - 22.31
Is that so strange?
Idiot - 22.32
Kinda, yes. I mean, you are cute.
Dork - 22.34
To you, maybe. To others not enough to get a decent pick up line.
Idiot - 22.35
Damn. Well, there’s a first time for everything, right?
Dork - 22.36
Isn’t it a bit late for a pick up line, isn’t it? I mean, technically you already pick me up.
Idiot - 22.36
Oh shut up, you dork.
Dork - 22.37
Mh. Only because you asked so nicely.
Idiot - 22.37
So, ready?
Dork - 22.38
Ready.
Idiot - 22.40
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Dork - 22.41
Pffft. You serious?
Idiot - 22.45
Wait there’s a better one… If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Dork - 22.46
You are such an idiot!
Idiot - 22.48
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Dork - 22.50
Oh god, these are terrible, is this what people use normally to pick up girls?
Idiot - 22.52
No, technically, but I’m trying to pick up you. Wanna hear more?
Dork - 22.52
Yes…
Idiot - 22.53
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Dork - 22.54
Oh, gosh. I like you so much.
Idiot - 22.54
Ye. I kinda like you too.
Dork - 22.55
Well you are lucky, there’s a line outside of the door.
Idiot - 22.55
A line?
Dork - 22.56
Well, yeah, not for me tho, there’s an apple store in front of my apartment.
Idiot - 22.57
Oh god, you are such a dork!
Dork - 22.57
I know.
Idiot - 22.58
I’d stay in line tho, for you not for the apple store. I’d be the first of the line actually.
Dork - 22.59
Who’s the dork, now?
Idiot - 22.59
Still you.
Dork - 23.00
Yeah, I forgot you are the idiot.
Idiot - 23.00
Your idiot tho.
Dork - 23.01
Yep. And a cute one.
Idiot - 23.01
Awww.
Parole: 342
Warning: Chat-fic
M4 | Week 5 | CoW-T 10
Idiot - 22.30
Wait, are you serious?
Dork - 22.31
Is that so strange?
Idiot - 22.32
Kinda, yes. I mean, you are cute.
Dork - 22.34
To you, maybe. To others not enough to get a decent pick up line.
Idiot - 22.35
Damn. Well, there’s a first time for everything, right?
Dork - 22.36
Isn’t it a bit late for a pick up line, isn’t it? I mean, technically you already pick me up.
Idiot - 22.36
Oh shut up, you dork.
Dork - 22.37
Mh. Only because you asked so nicely.
Idiot - 22.37
So, ready?
Dork - 22.38
Ready.
Idiot - 22.40
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Dork - 22.41
Pffft. You serious?
Idiot - 22.45
Wait there’s a better one… If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Dork - 22.46
You are such an idiot!
Idiot - 22.48
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Dork - 22.50
Oh god, these are terrible, is this what people use normally to pick up girls?
Idiot - 22.52
No, technically, but I’m trying to pick up you. Wanna hear more?
Dork - 22.52
Yes…
Idiot - 22.53
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Dork - 22.54
Oh, gosh. I like you so much.
Idiot - 22.54
Ye. I kinda like you too.
Dork - 22.55
Well you are lucky, there’s a line outside of the door.
Idiot - 22.55
A line?
Dork - 22.56
Well, yeah, not for me tho, there’s an apple store in front of my apartment.
Idiot - 22.57
Oh god, you are such a dork!
Dork - 22.57
I know.
Idiot - 22.58
I’d stay in line tho, for you not for the apple store. I’d be the first of the line actually.
Dork - 22.59
Who’s the dork, now?
Idiot - 22.59
Still you.
Dork - 23.00
Yeah, I forgot you are the idiot.
Idiot - 23.00
Your idiot tho.
Dork - 23.01
Yep. And a cute one.
Idiot - 23.01
Awww.