Something to bide the time....
1. Pick 10 of your favorite shows.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each one.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the TV show once it's been guessed
1. Remind me to tell you about the time my mom wore her rhinestone penis T-shirt to dinner and Grandma had her car towed.
2. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun. VERONICA MARS
3. You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*! FRIENDS
4. I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fucking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
5. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.
6. You're in my will, I'm in yours. We basically are married, even if the law refuses to recognize it. But then again, I refuse to recognize most of the Bush Administration. I guess it all evens out.
7. Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gayish a sentence even from me.
8. I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume - you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
9. I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic." SEX & THE CITY
10. ... and that's why is good to be.... ME.
11. If you think I'm gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labeled Chicks and Dudes, you are out of your mind.
12. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. Uh... I have been working here less than 24 hours, and in that time I have discovered that I am not welcomed here. And I learned that I am the one man gynie show... and I performed crazy McGiver surgery. And Sam saw my booty. So, this has not been a great day for me. This day kinda sucked. But, you know what? I had one patient. One patient, the entire day, and I loved it. So you want me gone? Too bad. I'm in! I'm putting my foot down, my foot's down, it's down. I'm not going anywhere. So... yeah. I thought I -- I thought I had a big finish ... But... I don't so... I'm done. (pauses, everyone is silent) No, no, I do have a big finish. If I hadn't been here today, if you had someone else that girl would have died delivering her baby. I saved her life. I saved your asses! I'm a world class, neo-natal surgeon and I'm here to stay. Welcome to the new Oceanside Wellness. (walks out)
13. How about a hot cup of shut the fuck up? DEAD LIKE ME
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each one.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the TV show once it's been guessed
1. Remind me to tell you about the time my mom wore her rhinestone penis T-shirt to dinner and Grandma had her car towed.
2. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun. VERONICA MARS
3. You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*! FRIENDS
4. I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fucking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
5. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.
6. You're in my will, I'm in yours. We basically are married, even if the law refuses to recognize it. But then again, I refuse to recognize most of the Bush Administration. I guess it all evens out.
7. Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gayish a sentence even from me.
8. I mean, with all due respect, you sort of walk around with uppity breasts, and the hair flips aren't the most subtle. And your perfume - you could be flammable. Now what if somebody shut you down as a safety hazard, how would you feel then?
9. I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic." SEX & THE CITY
10. ... and that's why is good to be.... ME.
11. If you think I'm gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labeled Chicks and Dudes, you are out of your mind.
12. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. Uh... I have been working here less than 24 hours, and in that time I have discovered that I am not welcomed here. And I learned that I am the one man gynie show... and I performed crazy McGiver surgery. And Sam saw my booty. So, this has not been a great day for me. This day kinda sucked. But, you know what? I had one patient. One patient, the entire day, and I loved it. So you want me gone? Too bad. I'm in! I'm putting my foot down, my foot's down, it's down. I'm not going anywhere. So... yeah. I thought I -- I thought I had a big finish ... But... I don't so... I'm done. (pauses, everyone is silent) No, no, I do have a big finish. If I hadn't been here today, if you had someone else that girl would have died delivering her baby. I saved her life. I saved your asses! I'm a world class, neo-natal surgeon and I'm here to stay. Welcome to the new Oceanside Wellness. (walks out)
13. How about a hot cup of shut the fuck up? DEAD LIKE ME