Look At The User Icon!!!
So, I am looking at my user icon, and I am trying to follow its advice (which is, for those of you with images off, "Don't Panic"). But, I cannot help but be a little bit worried. I am afraid that, due to the months of unintentional neglect I gave to Livejournal (see my last entry) that people have removed me or stopped reading me. I may have to go sign up at one of the "add me" groups and try to make hundreds more friends once again, which would give me somewhere in the thousands of friends. This is a less than manageable number because instead of being able to give meaningful comments to people, I would have to ration you all to one syllable or less. And that would make me even less popular, leading me to get more friends from "add me", and finally causing me to ration people to one character or, as a last resort, one piece of punctuation. This would leave me able only to leave such comments as:
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Since these would pretty much be the worst comments ever, I am hoping that I do not have to do that, and that you all will post me just a little message to let me know if you are still with me. But that is not all. I AM NOT JUST A COMMENT WHORE you guys. I feel it is important to provide you with some kind of content or something awesome. I thought, what if there were a way for me to get comments from people other than "Yes I am here," all while generating interest and joy and stuff? Then, lo, the answer came to me as if from above! No, actually it came from dees417, and I intend to totally rape the idea and turn it around to my own benefit. Because, that is what the internet is all about (if you do not believe me ask Eric Bauman. But, anyway, the way this works is simple. You post a comment with something (anything) you would like to see. Then I take a picture of it and I post it up. For example, if you comment with, "Show me a picture of your favorite book" then tomorrow you will get:
Doesn't that sound like fun? No? Well, do it anyway, you guys. Seriously, I need the diversion. And to know how many friends I have retained.
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Since these would pretty much be the worst comments ever, I am hoping that I do not have to do that, and that you all will post me just a little message to let me know if you are still with me. But that is not all. I AM NOT JUST A COMMENT WHORE you guys. I feel it is important to provide you with some kind of content or something awesome. I thought, what if there were a way for me to get comments from people other than "Yes I am here," all while generating interest and joy and stuff? Then, lo, the answer came to me as if from above! No, actually it came from dees417, and I intend to totally rape the idea and turn it around to my own benefit. Because, that is what the internet is all about (if you do not believe me ask Eric Bauman. But, anyway, the way this works is simple. You post a comment with something (anything) you would like to see. Then I take a picture of it and I post it up. For example, if you comment with, "Show me a picture of your favorite book" then tomorrow you will get:
Doesn't that sound like fun? No? Well, do it anyway, you guys. Seriously, I need the diversion. And to know how many friends I have retained.