Rant 1: Chris Evans (UK TV/Radio presenter)
First up he was a overrated and annoying pile of suck and fail in the 90's, and your stumbling back into the limelight with the BBC in the past few years hasn't changed things much at all.
As always after his creeping back from Saturday afternoons, to drive time and then back to what he wanted, peak time breakfast radio after the retirement of the longstanding (and frankly much better) Terry Wogan, you have not ceased to be an annoying wanker, just like you where over a decade ago.
I don't care much for kids, for what car (or cars) you are buying or your failed attempts at humour. I hate that the breakfast show now sounds like a fucking kindergarden at fucking playtime, and what's more I REALLY FUCKING HATE THE CANDYMAN! I now can't watch that movie without wanting to cave you fucking skull in with a shovel, it's bad enough that you play it every Friday just after the 8am news without fail.
Honestly I love it when he is off on his holidays so they get someone else who can present the show (and often better).
This morning however you finally, just finally managed to bring my piss to the boiling point.
Look if your going to have a go at something check your fucking facts, more so when the thing that you are talking about is somewhat serious. The people outside St Pauls are not their for "Fun" or "Vanity" as you put it, they are there protesting at the utterly fucked up nature of the worlds financial system, and the dog shit fairness of it all.
Sorry that they have hardly showed anything of Occupy wall street on the BBC news, or on your outlet for media "CBeebies" but this is a large global movement, none of them want to be on the doorstep of St Pauls they want to be next door at the Stock Exchange interrupting that like those in New York and elsewhere.
Also the thing about the helicopter and the thermal camera? Yeah OK, but as everyone pointed out, funny that the Met was fast to pull that one out, yet they sat for months/years on the News of the World evidence, as that wasn't a priority but getting smelly protesters out of the rich end of London is.
But that wasn't the lowest of lows, telling people to go home and dismissing it as a trivial thing, rather than find out about WHY the people are stuck outside St Pauls? Yeah good day for democracy!
"Sorry the protest is a inconvenience, could you move on? People can't get to the church through the tents. Oh what's that? Something about how these fuckers are getting away with recking the economies and getting away scot free to do it all again? Oh because you can't use the square where they have the exchange, because they closed it to the public on getting wind of the protest? What because if they lose their jobs or are bad at them the still get multi million dollar payouts, while you poor fucks where just laid off and dumped on the old "Nat King Cole" and bearly get by? What about that not being fair? Well we don't care! There is another kid who hasn't done anything special or interesting to talk to that's more pressing than your little problem!"
Yeah Chris Evans can piss off and die in a fire, slowly I hope.
As always after his creeping back from Saturday afternoons, to drive time and then back to what he wanted, peak time breakfast radio after the retirement of the longstanding (and frankly much better) Terry Wogan, you have not ceased to be an annoying wanker, just like you where over a decade ago.
I don't care much for kids, for what car (or cars) you are buying or your failed attempts at humour. I hate that the breakfast show now sounds like a fucking kindergarden at fucking playtime, and what's more I REALLY FUCKING HATE THE CANDYMAN! I now can't watch that movie without wanting to cave you fucking skull in with a shovel, it's bad enough that you play it every Friday just after the 8am news without fail.
Honestly I love it when he is off on his holidays so they get someone else who can present the show (and often better).
This morning however you finally, just finally managed to bring my piss to the boiling point.
Look if your going to have a go at something check your fucking facts, more so when the thing that you are talking about is somewhat serious. The people outside St Pauls are not their for "Fun" or "Vanity" as you put it, they are there protesting at the utterly fucked up nature of the worlds financial system, and the dog shit fairness of it all.
Sorry that they have hardly showed anything of Occupy wall street on the BBC news, or on your outlet for media "CBeebies" but this is a large global movement, none of them want to be on the doorstep of St Pauls they want to be next door at the Stock Exchange interrupting that like those in New York and elsewhere.
Also the thing about the helicopter and the thermal camera? Yeah OK, but as everyone pointed out, funny that the Met was fast to pull that one out, yet they sat for months/years on the News of the World evidence, as that wasn't a priority but getting smelly protesters out of the rich end of London is.
But that wasn't the lowest of lows, telling people to go home and dismissing it as a trivial thing, rather than find out about WHY the people are stuck outside St Pauls? Yeah good day for democracy!
"Sorry the protest is a inconvenience, could you move on? People can't get to the church through the tents. Oh what's that? Something about how these fuckers are getting away with recking the economies and getting away scot free to do it all again? Oh because you can't use the square where they have the exchange, because they closed it to the public on getting wind of the protest? What because if they lose their jobs or are bad at them the still get multi million dollar payouts, while you poor fucks where just laid off and dumped on the old "Nat King Cole" and bearly get by? What about that not being fair? Well we don't care! There is another kid who hasn't done anything special or interesting to talk to that's more pressing than your little problem!"
Yeah Chris Evans can piss off and die in a fire, slowly I hope.