"Ask me 6 questions no matter how personal, private or random, I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you MUST post this message in your own journal."
1. Do you think I'm too old for you? 2. Do you promise to be a gentleman around Nicole at the holiday party? 3. Will you keep your other promise? 4. Will you please stop teasing me in Russian? 5. Do you mind if I tell a Russian joke? 6. What's the difference between a Russian mother-in-law and a hippopotamus?
2. Do you promise to be a gentleman around Nicole at the holiday party?
3. Will you keep your other promise?
4. Will you please stop teasing me in Russian?
5. Do you mind if I tell a Russian joke?
6. What's the difference between a Russian mother-in-law and a hippopotamus?
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2. I am always a gentleman.
3. Which one is that?
4. Nope.
5. I suppose not.
6. ... I do not know?
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3. I'm not getting into it here...
4. Shit.
6. About 50 pounds.
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6. I do not get it.
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6. It's a JOKE, not rocket science! A Russian mother-in-law weighs 50 pounds more or less than a hippo.
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