Got me a ray gun
So here I am holding the sky up for everyone. I bet you guys didn't know that I'm the guy that keeps it in the air. As you can probably tell, I get pretty bored standing around holding up the sky all day. I also look like I just got out of bed which might actually be the case since it looks like the picture was taken in the day time.
So here is a picture of me in a parking lot. Oh wait, that is a picture of Josh. We don't look as close as we did and I think it's because my hair is recently cut and messy in my picture. And since I eat every day now, my face is getting fat. I like Josh though, even if he is no longer my taller twin. It's too bad he lives some where else now.
So my mom took down the mirror in my bathroom so she can paint in there or something. It's very strange going into a room that has had a large mirror for 10 years and then it not being there. And the complete disappointment and despair I feel when I walk in realize that I used to be able to admire my reflection is intolerable.
So Danny called me today to tell me that there is a giant spider that made a home for it self across the walk way that goes to the front door. I hate spiders. I am scared to death of them. When I got home, I first walked around the perimeter of the front yard trying to see if I could see the stupid thing with the light at different angles. No luck there. So I spent 5 minutes walking very slowly to the door, kicking and waving my arms at any place I thought that god damn thing might have attached its web. Of course my cat is fearless and he just walked up to the door and started taunting me. It's amazing that his one meow can say "hurry up" and "stop being a fag" all at the same time. Here I am wasting my time remembering all these different words when I should be able to do it all with one meow.
Anyway, I’m going to bed. Good night.