Don't push me because I'll fall in love with whatever you just said
So I noticed that I really need to shave. Shaving is very bothersome though. I decided I will no longer shave my whole face, but I want to look good, so I came up with some ideas. I just need you guys to tell me which one looks the hottest. Oh, and it's 6:40, so please ignore the squinty eyes. When taking pictures of myself, I also noticed that my profile sucks. None of you are allowed to look at me from the side anymore. And I can't believe no one told me of this earlier. Here I've been going around all showing my profile off like there's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, the pictures...
This is my personal favorite which is why it is first. I think that eventually, in another 6 or 7 years, I could pull this one off. I should have a very large beer belly and several dirty wife beaters.
This one is my tribute to Brandon. I can't pull off his beard with the same amount of hottness, but I'm damn close. My estimation is 10 years before I can grow one of these babys.
I actually used to try to do this one. And amazingly, it looked just as silly as this one. However, I think I could grow this one correctly within two years.
This is for after I get a motorcycle. By the time the god damn noise that those fucking things makes stops bothering me, my beard should be about that long. I'd say it will take about 30 years for me to achieve this level of beard.
Finally, the infamous Hitler mustache. Sometimes when I shave, I do this one to have a laugh before finishing. I could do this one tomorrow if I wanted to, but I have a strong dislike for getting my ass kicked on the streets. I know you're thinking "Hey, I've seen you, you're like a piece of iron!" and this is true. However, that doesn't help when you're being smashed into something like concrete.
So yeah, make sure to let me know how I look hottest. I have a class to teach tomorrow, so it's bed time for me.
This is my personal favorite which is why it is first. I think that eventually, in another 6 or 7 years, I could pull this one off. I should have a very large beer belly and several dirty wife beaters.
This one is my tribute to Brandon. I can't pull off his beard with the same amount of hottness, but I'm damn close. My estimation is 10 years before I can grow one of these babys.
I actually used to try to do this one. And amazingly, it looked just as silly as this one. However, I think I could grow this one correctly within two years.
This is for after I get a motorcycle. By the time the god damn noise that those fucking things makes stops bothering me, my beard should be about that long. I'd say it will take about 30 years for me to achieve this level of beard.
Finally, the infamous Hitler mustache. Sometimes when I shave, I do this one to have a laugh before finishing. I could do this one tomorrow if I wanted to, but I have a strong dislike for getting my ass kicked on the streets. I know you're thinking "Hey, I've seen you, you're like a piece of iron!" and this is true. However, that doesn't help when you're being smashed into something like concrete.
So yeah, make sure to let me know how I look hottest. I have a class to teach tomorrow, so it's bed time for me.