The Johnson Family Legacy - Generation Five - Chapter One

Oct 07, 2010 21:40

Authors Note: First off, this chapter was meant to be out on Sunday, but my internet was going so slow the pictures on photobucket refused to upload so I was reduced to uploading them one by one >__> But just before it started going super fast again! And I'm so happy so they'll be like a spam of Johnson's over the weekend and next week! =D But if you haven't seen already here are the results for the poll! 
Aurora - 39 votes.
Ace - 21 votes.
Ava - 3 votes.

Oh and a thanks to.
mandigrrrr  for Hautie Hip and Island Villa
mochakat21  for Animals Abound! Thanks guys! =D
(Note-I took all the slides for this chapter before I released the heir vote so at this point I didn't know Aurora would win)



~~~~~~Generation Five Chapter One~~~~~~


Last time on The Johnson Legacy...
The girls grew up along with their spouses, Richelle discovered she was pregnant, and you voted Aurora as the heir of Generation Five along with her spouse, Gia!

Missed Something?

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Cedric: AHHHH WHY DOES NOBODY FEED ME!

...Because you have to feed yourself?



Cedric: I want a butler! Oh and it doesn't help that the little dwarf keeps turning on my stereo, I see now why Alisha get's so pissed.

Gnome: WHAAAA?! But you gotta love music! Look at my break dancing moves! I can hold this for hours.


Cedric: This little creature's going to get what's coming to him. *stretches*

Wow you definatley not a morning person...



The perfect place to play the guitar Aurora, your grandma's bathroom!

Aurora: You think so to? I just love the smell of  grandma's feces!


Aurora: You gotta love that sweet, sweet smell!


Ace: You like grandma's smells as well?! =D OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT! Do you smell the toilet after she's just been? (:

Aurora: ....



Ace: Haha *snorts* I totally don't do that...


Ace: OHYES;D

What now?

Ace: Nuffin.. ;)


Ace: ...That seems right...that's normal...wait... what's that?


Ace: OMG THERE'S ONE LESS SCREW THAN THERE WAS YESTERDAY WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!


*snickers* Nice hair Ava XD

Ava: Oh this? Yeah if you dare skit my hair once more I'll hit this board so hard your computer will explode and you'll go up in flames.

Oh really? Like to see you try =)


Ava: Come on Ava this is the biggest moment of your life. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.


Ava: And remember. UNAGI!

Hehe... Sorry  paparazzi_x  I had to XD

Ava: WOOCHAAA!

Ah help me I am burning to death.

Ava: Your sarcasm hurts me.



Here is an example of the worst maid EVER.


Worst Maid Ever: I do love being paid to eat ice cream. =)



Luckily we have another, who actually does the work.


Oh yeah then she goes and throws up, the complete opposite of cleaning.

Worst Maid Ever: BLERRGGPUKEEETHROWWWUP!



Worst Maid Ever: I guess I shouldn't of binged on all that ice cream..


Worst Maid Ever: EEEK but what if they fire me?!


Worst Maid Ever: I love my job and these people are loaded!

There's someone always watching you. >:)

Worst Maid Ever: WHO WAS THAT?! D=



Then she left with £250...

Worst Maid Ever: That's how I roll. ;)


Aurora: *kisses*

At first I wasn't to sure on these two, but now I'm SO GLAD THEY WON =D


Aurora: We... won?

Yeah, you'd probably like to know you battered your sister.


Gia: I LOVE WINNING AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU! =)


Gia: *sticks tongue down throat*


Gia: Hurry up I need to show you something!

Aurora: What? Urgh, can't you just show me here?

Gia: No way!



Richelle: Hi Ace! You know what I'd love to do? Go on a trip. But I can't travel because I'm pregnant.

Ace: Is that your way of telling me your pregnant?

Richelle: Yes. Can I come in now?



Aurora: So this is what you wanted to show me?

Gia: Well what I really want to show you, I'll have to wait till under the covers because 'he's' watching but you still get to look at my lemons.



Aurora: Sweet.

Gia: I like sweets.



Gia: You ready? *inserts knee into other knee*

Aurora: Sure I am! But you okay?

Gia: Oh yeah I'm fine it always happens.



Gia: It's stopped now any way.

Aurora: Oh well that;s good, can we just hurry up and get under the covers now?



Gia: *fondles*

Aurora: Oh so that's what you wanted to show me. ;)

*pukes blood*



Ace: Wow it feels like a ant hill... So fascinating.


Ace: Does it talk?

Richelle: Been alive for a whole two days yeah and it talks.

Ace: Wow I appreciate the sarcasm.

Richelle: Sorry I'm hormonal. LOVE ME. D=



Ace: Hello little tiny foetus! Do you still have your baby tail on? It would be super cool if you could keep that on for when you arrive.


Ace: Peek a boo! PEEK A BOO! >=D

Ace I know it can't see you but I'm sure it's still scared.



Ace: I love you.

Richelle: You better.



So Cedric had to do a stakeout at the graveyard, and of course Claude shows up...

Old Man: Are you sure it's okay to deal when that man's watching us?

Claude: Oh yeah it's fine, he's a... friend...



Claude: So I got the dosh, you got the money?

Old Man: Sure I have what do you think I am a phony?!



Claude: Tell your friends okay?


Claude: Gotta run quick!

Old Man: Why are your running? I thought he was a friend!



Cedric: He certainly throws a lot of shit away doesn't he.

Find any sex toys?

Cedric: Nah just some mystery files, fake ID cards,some random bags of really sweet smelling green stuff. and a gun. Nothing important.

Your not a very good PI.



Claude did quite well for himself. Probably all the drugs he's be selling.


Claude: AHHH OMG I'M SO SORRY DAD! D'=


Claude: Please forgive me! 


Cedric: That won't work on me Claude. But unfortunately I can't get you arrested there was no evidence of you doing drugs.

What the hell!?



Claude: I'll get you back another dad father you better watch your back.


So the worst maid ever stopped turning up but our old good maid took her place...

The New Worst Maid Ever: PB&J is even better at someone else's house =D


Richelle: What you doing Acey?

Ace: Examining your moves, your quite the player ;)



Richelle: OWOWOWOWOWIEEEE!


Richelle: AHH TAKE MY PLACE, TAKE MY PLACE I'M LOOSING!


Richelle: STOP SCREAMING AND TAKE MY PLACE!


Ace: Can't look! Can't look! 


Ace: AHHH WOULD YOU STOP PEEING ALL OVER THE FLOOR!


Richelle: Just get me to a hospital ASAP!


Ace: I'm having a baby *smiles*

Richelle: I'm going to squeeze your hand so hard later.



Ace: *rolls eyes* It probably doesn't even hurt...

Richelle: I'm going to leave you after I give birth.



Ace: NO I HATE DIVORCE D=

Richelle: Break your hand, leave you, take the baby and crush you to death.



And she came out with a beautiful baby girl named Dominique =D
Her first two traits were Grumpy and Artistic.

...where's Ace?

Richelle: Oh you'll see. =)



Ace: Ooo look a cake.


Toni: Move bitch.


Ace: YAY IT'S MY OWN CHILD!


Ava: Check this hair out BIATCH!


Toni: My first Great-grandchild YAY!


Toni: Shewwwwww.

Dominique: *chokes* *struggles*



Ava: BIRTHDAYS RULE!

Aurora: Birthdays suck. =/



Richelle: MY DAUGHTER RULES! MY DAUGHTERS RULES!


Toni: Have fun on the floor baby.


Dominique: Tweed pants? Seriously guys? Urgh I've gotta teach you all a fashion lesson.


Dominique: But I have to say I compliments on my ancestors for being so cute.


She inherited everything off her father definatley! She's a really cutie, I love the new tops I downloaded.


Richelle: This nursery is quite homely.


Richelle: I'll always be there my lovely...

That's kinda of creepy...



Dominique: WAHHH! NO BODY LOVES ME! LIFE SUCKS! WAHHH!


Alana you really need to stop doing that >_>

Alana: Why?! It's fun! =D



Alana: HAI GUYS!

Richelle: What was that?...


Richelle: Come here Dom, mummy will save you from the haunted house.

Dominique: Haunted...?


Richelle: Don't worry your pretty little head about it and get to sleep.


Dominique: But what if the ghosts get me! D=


Dominique: Cheek on her.


Dominique: Don't worry mummy, I'll get you back for this.


Dominique: WEEEEEE!

Toddlers have the attention spam of a fly.


Richelle: EW THAT'S NASTY!


Dominique: Clean that up or your going to get bitch-slapped.

Richelle: I'm not touching no pee pee.


Richelle: But god does that stuff stink...

Anyway guys that's all! Sorry it wasn't very long, I should have the next one out by Saturday!
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Thanks for reading and remember to comment! There all appreciated. =D

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