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Apr 08, 2006 03:57

S♥T♥U♥D♥E♥N♥T♥S!
We are happy you are enjoying yourselves so far! If you are not, We are not happy, We are displeased, but We will not think of that now. It's about time We introduced Ourselves to you. We are the King of the Cosmos University System, We like to think We know everything, but We are sure We think you think We do not, and We think you ( Read more... )

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cut_chemistry April 8 2006, 04:11:28 UTC

What?

wearesopurple April 8 2006, 04:17:23 UTC

We are confused. Do you mean What kind of mood is the King in today? The King is in a good mood, thanks for asking, We appreciate your kindness, student.

cut_chemistry April 8 2006, 04:25:14 UTC

Are you always like this?

wearesopurple April 8 2006, 04:26:07 UTC

We are generally in a good mood, yes.

cut_chemistry April 8 2006, 04:28:38 UTC

No. I mean do you always talk like this, with the "We"s and the speaking of yourself as a "King" and the janitor as a "Prince."

Have you had a CAT scan recently? I'm worried for your well-being, you understand.

wearesopurple April 8 2006, 04:32:04 UTC

We are very important. Why should We not capitolise our name? And We thought it was correct to capitolize names, so We capitolize Prince's name. We also think that We ought to be considered your King, as We are the ones who can make sure you cannot get a college education here. We are very powerful, you see.
Is it appropriate for Us to use ":)"? We do not understand these silly emoticon things.

cut_chemistry April 8 2006, 04:33:50 UTC

His name is Prince? Oh. I misread something.

I imagine so.

wearesopurple April 8 2006, 04:36:25 UTC

We named Prince Prince, We should know, he is Our son.

We are also named King. We think this is an okay name. It is not so extravagant, but also not so plain and normal and jane-like, yes? We think that We are cool for having a name like that. We grew up in the '70s and names like King were very cool, and We were considered very cool. We had a pompadour. Do you know what those are?

cut_chemistry April 8 2006, 04:38:20 UTC

That explains things.

No, I don't. Should I?

wearesopurple April 8 2006, 04:42:00 UTC

Ha!

We are cooler than you. We think that you would look good with a pompadour. We think that the pompadour should make a comeback. We also think that We are certain that anyone who does not know what a pompadour is is not very cool. We think that cool is a terminal illness, of the only kind that We enjoy.

We would like to pretend we care if you agree, but We know We are right... but We think sometimes, maybe We are too assuming, but then We remind ourselves We are the King, and all is well. ":)".

cut_chemistry April 8 2006, 04:46:57 UTC

. . . right.

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