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OK, I don't like to just get on LJ to rant. I try to keep a level head, to not let things bother me too much. But this one thing in particular just FILLS ME WITH UMBRAGE, and I will tell you what it is: the song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. A sample of the lyrics:
Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
Check it out
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Lets spend time not money
And mix your milk with my coco puff
milky milky coco
mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky milky
Riiiiight...
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
HONEST TO GOD. WHAT THE HOLY HELL! IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. And who thought to write a song about "lovely lady lumps?" I mean, Jesus Herbert Christ. "Milk with cocoa puffs?" Is that asking her to put her breasts near his testicles? I don't even get it. This song is an atrocity, an offense to humankind. And I am enraged.
Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
Check it out
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Lets spend time not money
And mix your milk with my coco puff
milky milky coco
mix your milk with my coco puff
Milky milky
Riiiiight...
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
HONEST TO GOD. WHAT THE HOLY HELL! IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. And who thought to write a song about "lovely lady lumps?" I mean, Jesus Herbert Christ. "Milk with cocoa puffs?" Is that asking her to put her breasts near his testicles? I don't even get it. This song is an atrocity, an offense to humankind. And I am enraged.